Oh wow, are you “Not My Vet” who was told, “This cat has never been touched by anyone but me. She is feral. Today is the first day she has ever been picked up and I WAS WEARING HEAVY BARN GLOVES” and then proceeded to reappear 20 minutes later to complain about having been bitten and how it was a good thing her rabies titre was good, but she’d have to go on antibiotics because she was susceptible to cat scratch fever?
Same when asked, “How did she bite you through gauntlets?” said, “I wasn’t wearing gauntlets.” My eyes are still a little sore from the strain caused by that eye roll.