Aunt Esther responds
[QUOTE=hansiska;4041858]
Aunt Esther, I’ve long wanted to ask you your opinion on something and now that the subject of orange – especially regarding the Dutch – has been raised, now seems the opportune time.
I was wondering Aunt Esther’s thoughts upon seeing Salinero in orange bell boots at the Olympic ceremony in Hong Kong this past summer. I think it was sets of four orange bell boots on each Dutch horse. Is this appropriate, Aunt Esther? Or is it a fashion faux pas?[/QUOTE]Aunt Esther, national and international Purse Champion, is happy to share with Hansiska that Aunt Esther was indeed mortified at the sight of the orange bell boots in Hong Kong.
Aunt Esther said to Sjef, “My dear, one’s eyes are practically bleeding. Is this a new addition to the Anky line? It is simply too gymkhana for words.”
Sjef and Aunt Esther have long been friends, of course, since Aunt Esther knows everyone, which is why Sjef laughed and said how charming Aunt Esther was.
Aunt Esther already knows this, and therefore decided to be a Very Good Sport and also pretend it was a joke.
But deep down inside, Aunt Esther was simply mortified. Aunt Esther only uses Classic Equine no-turn bell boots. She was introduced to this brand last year, when Aunt Esther was enjoying a torrid affair with tall, strapping Texas cowboy hunk. Aunt Esther learned the true meaning of Western Pleasure while spending several weeks learning how to ride Working Cowhorse and Cutting with her sister Aunt Edith, who still requires Shapely breeches. Auint Esther only learns from the top professionals, hence going to Texas, a place which she would otherwise never go to in her wildest dreams.