What kind of warning sign can someone put on this stunt?
I was sitting at a red light at a busy intersection this past lovely weekend, two horse trailer hooked up and waiting for the light to change on my way out into the country for a nice ride. Lots of traffic, pedestrians on the road and such, and I did my usual scanning of the vicinity, taking things in. To my right was a large fuel tanker truck, making a protected (had the signal) left turn into the single lane next to me, but that was fine as I of course had left lots of space behind the line and the trucker smiled that “yeah, we’re hauling buddies” smile people who have things attached to the back of their trucks often do. Or perhaps it was just because I was female and looking at him.
Out of the corner of my eye I notice a 30-something guy, a little grungy, could use a shave, walking. And he continued to walk, right into the intersection. I guess my mind kind of dismissed it as eh, guy’s an impatient you-know-what, but there’s nobody behind the tanker so I guess going behind it isn’t going to hurt anything.
Next thing I register is said guy getting down on his hands and knees, and then ROLLING his body calmly under the tanker like some scripted action scene. ACK!
Tanker dude throws on the brakes, and my eyes bug as this guy calmly completes his roll, brushes himself off and walks on, ignoring the “hey!” coming from the trucker and several other watching people. Tanker dude composes himself, tells me he almost had a heart attack through my open window, and completes his turn with a shaking head. I wait for the light to change and continue through, watching scruffy guy walking along the road beside me again very carefully, hoping he doesn’t have an odd desire to hitchhike the back of a horse trailer next.
What the heck are people thinking???