Today’s Offense: I stepped out of the house with food containers in hand to do evening chores. The entwining pride was on the porch waiting, the horse whinnying and stamping at the gate. I greeted everyone and was almost ready to pour when what to my wondering eyes should appear but the UPS truck turning in.
I always try to go meet package folks immediately, to compensate for the fact that my house is 200 feet from the driveway because the new house was put in a few years ago, and the driveway is still located for the old house. Eventually, it will be extended and circled over, but at the moment, there is a sizeable walk for delivery people. I try to respect this and meet them promptly before they have to trek the whole distance to get rid of my package.
But everybody was waiting acutely to get fed. I dispensed the water I was carrying quickly into the bowl, but the food was a different matter. Several feeding spots were established, to make sure that no one cat could get shut out of the food. I couldn’t just dump one portion of food and then walk away. The pasture, meanwhile, was entirely in the wrong direction. I couldn’t set down the food containers, either; the cats would spill them (both cat food and horse grain) trying to self serve before I got back.
So I headed across toward the driveway, food containers still in hand. The cats were incredulous. Did I just walk off right in front of them with their food? They followed and tried to trip me to remind me of my sins. The horse was aghast and turned the volume up on his whinnying over by the gate. The UPS man finished rummaging in his truck and stepped out, and the cats gradually fell behind, uncertain of the stranger. I walked on to met UPS about 3/4 of the way to the driveway and took the package, with several ruffled cats in the distant background, the horse going into ever-higher drama at the gate, and food containers in my hands. “Feeding time,” I said needlessly. He nodded and didn’t prolong the chat, which they do at times.
Juggling package and food containers, I turned back toward the menagerie. The cats glared at me, tails forming annoyed sinuous question marks. The horse started canter pacing by the fence.
Rule #1 of farm life: There is no excuse, none, for a delay in feeding the animals. UPS, phone call, illness, death, apocalypse, etc., it’s all irrelevant in their eyes. I simply should have fed them on time anyway.