I believe I’ve told this story before, but back when I was in vet school, I went to an Arab show with my trainer/friend as a groom.
We ran into my surgery professor who was drug testing.
We sat down and had lunch together, and a local shipper stopped at our table to say hi to me.
After he left, doc asked me who he was, and said the guy had prevented an ugly incident at another show.
Doc had stopped a pony kid leaving the ring and asked her where the adults she was with were, as her pony had been chosen for drug testing.
A teenaged girl appeared and began mouthing off, and he calmly asked her to get the responsible adult.
When Dad showed up, he was 3 sheets to the wind, and began threatening Doc (who was ex-Marine and could hold his own if needed.)
Just as the guy prepared to take a swing at Doc, shipper stepped in and took him aside, telling him that he was in deep enough doodoo, and actually striking the drug testing vet would only make things worse.
After telling us this, Doc paused and then said, “You know, a bunch of people have seen us sitting here together. I’m going to have to test your horses so nobody thinks I’m playing favorites.”
We were amused, particularly since one of them,a lovely little stallion, would definitely not pee if anyone was watching. We warned him, and 45 minutes later, they finally gave up and pulled blood.