My own “blast from the past”, July 2011 to be exact when I still lived in Haiti,
HorsesinHaitiGrand Prix
Jul '11
“We’re in the height of rainy season, so it rains every afternoon. Today was a rare day when the rain held off, so I figured I’d give the pony some exercise. Which was something like:
Run home from office.
Unlock door.
Trip over hungry cat.
Feed hungry cat.
Change to riding clothes.
Grab pony from grazing.
Open gate.
Lead in pony.
Close gate.
Tie pony.
Water pony.
Brush saddle & girth area fast.
Pick feet.
Get tack.
Spank grumpy pony for giving me the middle hoof at sight of the girth.
Saddle pony.
Unhalter and Bridle pony.
Open gate.
Lead out pony.
Close gate.
Run down stirrups.
Collect reins.
Lift foot to stirrup.
FLASH!BANG!
Count lack of seconds between FLASH! And BANG!
Lower foot from stirrup.
Loosen reins.
Run up stirrups.
Open gate.
Lead in pony.
Close gate.
Unbridle and halter pony.
Unsaddle pony.
Remind now happy girth-hating pony he loves going out once we actually mount up and get to leave.
Take tack back in.
Untie pony.
Take pony to overnight paddock.
Assemble pony supplement / grain snack and forage.
Get drenched by rain while taking pony his snack and forage.
Change wet riding clothes for house clothes.
Tell bemused cat that today he’s lucky he’s a housecat and not a pony!”