Well shoot, why didn’t you tell us sooner of your whole year of horse care, Florence Nightingale? How many more barn-sleeping (but not for free!) miracles do you need for canonization? If Junipero Serra made sainthood by forcible conversion* of indigenous populations I’m sure you’re a shoe-in for your year of horse care and your planned internet tutorial dressage miracles.
*and maybe a little torture/murder
- Is it wrong to laugh at such a macabre attempt at manipulation?
- Surely someone who can ‘run burn-out on any horse through the roughest backcountry’ and feels confident they can reach 4th level in a matter of weeks knows that a curb bit has a place in dressage…
- Threatening to beat horses with a rubber tube is a surefire way to get conscientious dressage riders like the folks here into your corner. Do go on…
Listen, Dxarmbar, you seem like a real gem. It’s not you and your 1.5 years of experience, visions of cavalry dressage mastery, and insistence that the rest of us provide you a dressage education for free lest you use abusive techniques to force your way to your goals. It’s us. We’re just not ready to give up the notion that horsemanship is built out of kind riding and hard work. I guess we’re just not that into someone who doesn’t take advantage of the learning opportunities in everyday barn work and doesn’t have any respect for what it takes to become a competent rider and trainer.
Do feel free to contact me if that first level YouTube video doesn’t turn into a lucrative training career. I’m probably willing to pay to see what happens if you try to ride any backcountry terrain on my mostly-US-military-bred horse. She is even less willing to suffer a fool than I am…