First time hunting was a humiliating experience.

Definitely Fiction

I have capped with some of the most exclusive hunts around and have never been treated with anything except kindness and courtesy. One of the hunts does require a minimum amount of acreage to join or a substantial initiation fee, but there are other wonderful hunts around that you can join that are just as good if not better than the really expensive one.

I live in a townhouse and board 45 miles away from it and then get to travel another 30 minutes + to hunt. I get up around 4:45 am during cubbing season, but that is because I am making coffee and other goodies to take in my truck while hubby rides my horse. The folks in the Hunt we belong to are always unfailingly gracious, kind and helpful.

[QUOTE=Mozart;3785359]
Sounds like the plot of a really bad made for TV movie. Let me guess how it ends…you marry the ravishingly beautiful but headstrong daughter of the MFH, he dies tragically in a hunting accident and then you end up inheriting his mansion and 1000 acre farm in the middle of hunt country. :cool:[/QUOTE]

And your horse wins the Big Competition and gets enough prize money to save the hunt club!

And all the elite snobs learn a valuable life lesson.

And maybe the horse is blind.

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[QUOTE=tallboots;3784371]
I have been riding horses for about 10 years now. Started in college, found it to be enjoyable, and have stuck with it.

Recently I became interested in fox hunting and to my delight found this was the time of year for it. I contacted a ā€œlocalā€ hunt, spoke with them at length and decided to give it a try.

Firstly I ordered/bought locally all the required apparel and gear for a hunt. As you can well imagine this is a substantial amount of money. On the morning of the hunt I got up very early, drove to the storage unit to pick up my trailer, drove to the farm where I board my horse and picked him up, then we traveled 357 miles to the hunt.

When I arrived there I was initially greeted warmly and found the comradeship good. I was asked to fill out some paperwork and a waiver and I paid the $150 fee. Then I went back to my trailer and was unloading my horse and getting him ready for the ride. The secretary then came over and asked about my address. I explained that I live in an apartment and board my horse at a farm in the country since I cant afford a farm on a paralegals salary. He asked me to wait there while he conferred with the huntmaster. They both came back and told me I had to leave. They explained that foxhunting was for gentleman and a gentleman must own his own land. A minimum of 100 acres. Then they proceeded to tell the other members of the hunt about this and much fun was had at my expense. They wouldn’t refund my money either. They said I had wasted their time, my appearance cheapened their hunt, and they were going to keep my money for their trouble.

Well what about my wasted time and trouble? The requirements for participation in the hunt as they were laid out to me never included anything about land ownership. Some of us have to live in the city for our career.

All in all it was a very humiliating experience. I had never been called so many names and been taunted so severely in all my life. They even teased me about my horse. Granted he’s not a half million dollar wonder, but I work hard to be able to afford him, keep him in good health, and all the rest.

I just wanted to share this experience so I can spare someone else the pain of learning this the hard way. Hunting is apparently a sport for the elite. The working class need not apply.[/QUOTE]

This is almost unbelievable to me!! These are adults running ths hunt, right? To not even refund you money? WOW! You are a paralegal, you might want to look into a legal way to get that money back!

hessy35 - You can’t possibly think that story has any basis in reality. I mean, come on. It’s so bad I can smell it from here. :lol: I’ve even read language similar to that elsewhere. It’s not only a lie, it’s somewhat plagarized.

Trust me, this is not only a fabrication, I wouldn’t be surprised if I read it elsewhere. This isn’t a coincidence.

And he a mustang that you rescued from the kill pen.

I sense a best seller in the making.

Toby Maguire as the leading man? Keira Knightley as the headstrong daughter??

[QUOTE=Mozart;3785359]
Sounds like the plot of a really bad made for TV movie. Let me guess how it ends…you marry the ravishingly beautiful but headstrong daughter of the MFH, he dies tragically in a hunting accident and then you end up inheriting his mansion and 1000 acre farm in the middle of hunt country. :cool:[/QUOTE]

Wow! A horsey ā€œbodice ripperā€ and ā€œpulsing tumescenceā€ā€¦don’t forget the almost rape and the submittle of Derek or Hans or Lance to her charms…

Name the hunt or it didn’t happen.

[QUOTE=linquest;3785206]
Geez, guys, it’s always 5PM SOMEWHERE! Don’t tell me you haven’t taken a nip out hunting at 10AM. You’re ruining our reputation as (elitist) Drinkers with a Horse Problem :P[/QUOTE]

LOL! :lol:

Yep! Definitely telling ā€œTALL TALESā€ = TROLL!

And Clint Eastwood as the crusty old horseman out to redeem himself.

A classic in the making.

[QUOTE=Trakehner;3785672]
Wow! A horsey ā€œbodice ripperā€ and ā€œpulsing tumescenceā€ā€¦don’t forget the almost rape and the submittle of Derek or Hans or Lance to her charms…[/QUOTE]

Sounds more like Tess of the D’urbervilles meets Foxhunting to me :wink:

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Don’t forget

To throw around such terms as: moist, pulsating, raging storm, and add in some element of danger such as ravaging cayotees or wild cowboys with ā€œblack eyes and revenge written on their facesā€ …

now that would be a best seller! Lifetime network might even pick up the option to show it as a made for TV movie. :yes:

this can’t possibly be true. I have hunted many many times with hunts here in Chicagoland.

two of them are pretty exclusive and I have never been turned away after providing my capping fee, dressing appropriately (horse too) and following the protocols.

once I joined the hunt ā€œin progressā€ while I was out on a trail ride!

in this day and age of dwindling memberships any Hunt would be nuts to act this way toward an enthusiastic participant especially one that took the time to know the attire, purchase said attire at some expense and follow the protocols.

Pathetic. But as a made for TV movie—sounds good! :lol::lol:

My first hunt in the early seventies was at a well known MD hunt club, I was invited by a friend. Got dressed in my best black melton wool hunt coat, stock tie, hardshell derby, etc. Dressed impeccably! Groomed my horse for hours, cleaned my saddle and tack.

Arrived at the hunt to find the Master dressed in military camo and green rubber boots - well it was muddy! That put everything into perspective. Everyone was friendly and we had a great time. I later joined that hunt - very nice and down-to-earth people.

I too say - name the hunt!

I’m sorry, but first you said "you marry the headstrong daughter of the MFH, he dies. . . Did someone have a sex change too??? I thought the OP was a she.

Crap,I can’t keep track and I haven’t had any
Char-do-neigh yet. Can someone post a score card with the size of the tumesence and any other pertinent info?

It’s true, it’s all true I tell you.

I am the spoken of hunt secretary.

I’m also the Master.

I was conferring with myself trying to decide if we should let this person hunt with us.

This yahoo showed up in completely inappropriate attire. Black melton, buff breeches, brown gloves.

Piff. OUR attire requires these breeches:
http://www.equestrianways.com/shop/images/uploads/Anastasiatrend300.jpg

This coat:
http://www.urbanchiconline.com/images/W/JGMU1116JC-High_Seas-2.jpg

These boots:
http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/43000135/Images/33/DH939PINK.jpg

These gloves:
http://www.crowstonstack.co.uk/active_images/Catalogue/heritage-pink-cheetah-glove.jpg

And all horses MUST be half-million dollar wonders.

Any of you here who are willing to comply with our attire requirements are most welcome to cap with us. And our cap fee is now $300. Word’s out. We are now super popular thanks to this thread, and can make a killing with fees.

[QUOTE=MyGiantPony;3785953]
It’s true, it’s all true I tell you.

I am the spoken of hunt secretary.

I’m also the Master.

I was conferring with myself trying to decide if we should let this person hunt with us.

This yahoo showed up in completely inappropriate attire. Black melton, buff breeches, brown gloves.

Piff. OUR attire requires these breeches:
http://www.equestrianways.com/shop/images/uploads/Anastasiatrend300.jpg

This coat:
http://www.urbanchiconline.com/images/W/JGMU1116JC-High_Seas-2.jpg

These boots:
http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/43000135/Images/33/DH939PINK.jpg

These gloves:
http://www.crowstonstack.co.uk/active_images/Catalogue/heritage-pink-cheetah-glove.jpg

And all horses MUST be half-million dollar wonders.

Any of you here who are willing to comply with our attire requirements are most welcome to cap with us. And our cap fee is now $300. Word’s out. We are now super popular thanks to this thread, and can make a killing with fees.[/QUOTE]

Bwahahahahaha!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Are you sure it was 357 miles? Not 355 or 360?

[QUOTE=MyGiantPony;3785953]
It’s true, it’s all true I tell you. I am the spoken of hunt secretary. I’m also the Master. I was conferring with myself trying to decide if we should let this person hunt with us.

This was priceless…thanks TallBoots for the entertainment! :slight_smile:

This thread is hilarious!

This is the most fun I’ve ever seen people have with a troll-generated thread. Thanks for the laughs! :lol::lol::lol: