Funny one liners

[ecileh]

@DarkBayUnicorn

My good mare owns a schooling baby pad embroidered with “I’m with stupid” and an arrow pointing to the saddle.

That is AMAZING.

[ElegantEmerald]

My favorite shirt said ‘Boss mare’ with a sketch of a mare, ears pinned and all.

I also love:

I’d rather be riding…
Head up and heels down…

[ecileh]

@darbayunicorn Did she have it made? This captures my relationship with my big mare to a T.

[chestnutmarebeware]

I have a t-shirt about cats that could easily be re-purposed for horses. It says “SIMPLE MATH”. Then below is a graph. The x-axis is labelled “Number of Cats”. The Y-axis is labelled “Crazy.” The trend line goes straight up! :lol:

[AirForceWife]

@worth_the_wait08

Where where where did you see this?? I did a quick Google search and didn’t find anything

It was in a Facebook ad, sadly I do not remember the company it was from.

[AirForceWife]

I went back on my timeline to find the Hunter shirt and got the link! This site has a ton of great shirts including an “I’d tap that shirt” with a crop on it. Again, not ashamed haha. https://www.wishequestrian.com/collections/equestrian-wear

[chaserider]

@DarkBayUnicorn

That is the bestest thing ever!

[jump4it]

I have one that says “truth or mare” with a really pretty picture of a horse across it

[KathyR]

Pull up your big girl panties and ride!

[worth_the_wait08]

@AirForceWife

I went back on my timeline to find the Hunter shirt and got the link! This site has a ton of great shirts including an “I’d tap that shirt” with a crop on it. Again, not ashamed haha. https://www.wishequestrian.com/collections/equestrian-wear

You’re my hero- thanks!!!

[norcalammie]

One more time …again.
Walk, trot, canter…jump - this was on a baby T shirt I got for a baby shower
AGAIN… Again…again
LEG…MORE LEG
inside leg to outside hand