Games Trainers Play: The Florida Horse Saga

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Drama Llamas head to Fla to refill their tanks for more drama....[/QUOTE]

ROFLMAO!

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Here Ya go…one hot and buttered…

Geez you guys, I leave my house for seven hours and I miss like eight pages. I obviously need a job where I can work from home. Think the boss will trailer 12 horses to my backyard daily so I can work them and keep up with COTH at the same time?

Where are the text updates sent to my phone?

This board needs to take notes from facebook. :slight_smile:

I’m having white cheddar cheese flavored popcorn tonight and a Coke! Eagerly awaiting an update on this saga and enjoying horse-loverz stick art… :wink: :lol: I’m trying to “emearse” myself in my work but alas… Four more days, folks!!! :eek: :yes:

Take notes from Facebook? Do tell!! (FB member who’s completely lost on what Epona is talking about)

And, horse-loverz…I love the stick art!

I dunno—I think that “black Comedy” should fit in here somewhere…

Horse-loverz, the stick art is awesome. I’ll take one of those 'ritas!

I can’t wait to read the next saga, I mean update, after the vet check. This is like watching Melrose place but in the horse world. I wish it were more like an afternoon soap where we got an update every day. That is the only thing that would make this even better.

At one point I felt sorry for the seller, but now I’m just enjoying the free, live entertainment.

You know… mobile updates??

I have never been good at waiting. The suspense is killing me. And i just know it won’t be over on friday.It will be Monday at least before we hear the vet report.<twiddling fingers>

Yeah, I have no idea…I don’t get them. I guess you set them in your profile? I’ll have to go look later tonight.

This whole thing is almost funny now…except for the poor, innocent victim: the horse.

[QUOTE=horsekpr;2937558]
I have never been good at waiting. The suspense is killing me. And i just know it won’t be over on friday.It will be Monday at least before we hear the vet report.<twiddling fingers>[/QUOTE]

We cant get the vet report Monday SILLY it is a HOLIDAY!!

HL, I need more 'rita… and popcorn!! if I have a hangover tomorrow it is because you overserved me!!

Soaps never have any kind of resolution on a Friday. Possibly Monday, but not till the last 5 minutes of the show.

:eek: Eeee gads!!! Oooops, sorry…thought this was from the ‘nevermind’ thread!!! :winkgrin:

RNB you are a dirty dirty girl:lol:… I was TRYING to be good here… :winkgrin:

and OK Dressage4fun ONE more 'rita tonight… but I must warn you of the dangers of drunken posting… heck half the stick art thread is due to that:lol::lol:

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I’m making a prediction!

A FREE LEASE. Until at least Memorial Day… who’s with me? :D[/QUOTE]

Why would there be a free lease when they won’t have the PPE results yet and no money has exchanged hands?:lol:

[QUOTE=horse-loverz;2937832]
RNB you are a dirty dirty girl:lol:… I was TRYING to be good here… :winkgrin:

and OK Dressage4fun ONE more 'rita tonight… but I must warn you of the dangers of drunken posting… heck half the stick art thread is due to that:lol::lol:[/QUOTE]

I ahte beng cut off!!! man!! spoils soprt!!!

At the end of this, minus the 'ritas and popcorn, methinks we have a handy dandy manual of “what not to ever ever do” when selling a horse.

-don’t send horse out for trial before ppe
-don’t send horse out without cashing a danged deposit
-don’t extend payment terms
-don’t deal with shady traders
-don’t allow people to use your horse for free unless that was your goal all along
-don’t disregard the advice of COTH-ers.
-don’t undersestimate the power of COTH-ers to spy and bail your sorry butt out even though you don’t WANT to be bailed out.

I’m sticking to Molson. But I’ll take some popcorn. How the HECK am I supposed to curb my now pathetic addiction to this thread til FRIDAY???

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? FRIDAY?

Sigh.

[QUOTE=BuddyRoo;2937932]
At the end of this, minus the 'ritas and popcorn, methinks we have a handy dandy manual of “what not to ever ever do” when selling a horse.

-don’t send horse out for trial before ppe
-don’t send horse out without cashing a danged deposit
-don’t extend payment terms
-don’t deal with shady traders
-don’t allow people to use your horse for free unless that was your goal all along
-don’t disregard the advice of COTH-ers.
-don’t undersestimate the power of COTH-ers to spy and bail your sorry butt out even though you don’t WANT to be bailed out.

I’m sticking to Molson. But I’ll take some popcorn. How the HECK am I supposed to curb my now pathetic addiction to this thread til FRIDAY???

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? FRIDAY?

Sigh.[/QUOTE]

You need to slow down on the Molson, or share, if you REALLY think this will be over FRIDAY raisie your glass, i mean hand!

No joke…

…nah, the realist in me (and my crystal ball–man, they NEVER agree normally!) both say that this will NOT be over Friday. Or next Friday for that matter.

Though, for the seller’s sake, I would LOVE to be wrong.

If it IS over Friday, it will be along the lines of, “Oh, Dobbin failed flexions” (GAG!) or “Dobbin has a bone chip” so we’re not going to buy him. And you owe us X for hauling, Y for board, Z for training plus the vetting as he’s yours afterall.

UN FREAKING BELIEVABLE.

oooH Donkeyman That is perfect!

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Findeight is correct. The owner needs to send the following email to perspective buyers:

Please note that I had graciously given an extension for the horse to stay on trial and be vetted so long as it was completed by January 15, 2008. Subsequent to that, you requested an extension so that the horse could be vetted and paid for on January 18, 2008. In the interim, you have used my horse, trailered him to shows, and shown him. Please note that I will not permit another extension nor do I want to hear that you need to wait for results of bloodwork or the like given you have had my horse for well over 45 days. I will not accept that the vet had an emergency or anything of the sort so perhaps you should have a contingency plan in place in the event your specialist has some undetermined conflict. The money for the horse MUST be in my account on January 18, 2008 no later than 1:50pm by wire transfer and here is the wire information. If the money is not in the account, I have made arrangements to have the shipper or myself pick up the horse January 19, 2008 in the morning and you will need to have X dollars for the shipping in cash as agreed upon when the horse was taken on trial.

Please note that regardless of the outcome of the vetting, I am NOT reducing the price of the horse so let’s make sure we are real clear on that point to."

Of course she won’t do this but…[/QUOTE]

That should go to the “buyer” cc’d to the train wreck er… “trainer”. The horse “T” must get out of that barn Saturday if the cash is not in hand! Otherwise I would prosecute for theft via misapropriation of property.

It’s happened here in Illinois under similar circumstances. Not only was the “buyer” & “Trainer” arrested, they were found guilty and had to pay restitution to the “seller” plus she recieved her horse back. It was a felony conviction because the horse was over $3500 in value.

My late MIL worked for the S.A. when the case went to trial. What a mess. But the seller was sick of being jerked around. The horse was always “going to be vetted”, or " we aren’t sure this is the right horse", or “the trainer is too busy for the evaluation”, or “Buffy is so busy with cheer we can’t decide right now” or “we plan to haul to Kendall road for the vetting but could not get an appointment with the vet we wanted”, blah blah blah. She found her spine and BAM!

I know they called the Sheriff’s office first. Always the place to go. Once a complaint is filed the S.A. step’s in. When it’s a living thing they work QUICK!

Anywho - Hubby reminded me tonight about it - he is in law enforcement. He so reminded me what a coffe click scandal it was -everyone knew about it - The trainer ended up moving to AZ for a “freshstart”. And every time that girl would ride by in the show ring (on a different horse of course) everyone recounted the story and gawked at her - poor kid. She sure didn’t stay with horses long after that. :no: Adults can sure screw up a good kid :no:

OK I digress - I am up with a sick horsey tonight - poor guy! So i’ll be browsing COTH between wellness check ups -Jingles for my old guy please!