Help Plz. Tact or Education Needed. [a short novel]

H-L can depict just about anything in Stick Horse Art. And now Stick Submarine Art.

She is a master at it. I am always amazed at what she can convey with ascii.

Perhaps a Stick Horse Art Show is in order to raise money to take over Canada? Or where ever we’re taking over. I’ve lost track. :lol:

What a fabulous idea!!! Because we already have stick horse art ribbons.

I suggest we try taking over a small country first, as a pilot experiment. See how that goes, adjust our strategy, and then go for a bigger country with better food items.

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Well, it’s got to at least have chocolate or liquor or something worthwhile for us to take it over! Or pretty horses or hot men or hot horses and pretty men or ?? Hmmmmm … :confused:

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Well, Belgium has chocolate. Should we try there first? And they do have horses.

I don’t know about hot men but this would be a good scouting exercise.

And in the morning, we can have waffles! [/Donkey]

Here are some Belgian men:

http://www.greekchess.com/euro2007/photos/round8/R8_35.jpg

While I like my men somewhat seasoned, these appear to be a little more seasoned than I prefer. :winkgrin:

I’m afraid to google ‘hot belgian men’ for fear of what might show up. Although here’s a Belgian on horseback:

http://www.polfed-fedpol.be/org/images/EscRoyal02.jpg

Not too bad from what is visible. This one, not so much, but it is funny:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1378/1305883908_d127ca7ad9.jpg?v=0

Oh, all right here’s the context:

http://flickr.com/photos/10429032@N08/1305883908/

Interesting.

If we go to Belgium, we could then steal (um, borrow) a plane and take over Luxembourg. It’s small, and they do a lot of banking. We need money for our takeovers (and for hay). :winkgrin:

Really, the takeover wouldn’t be hostile. We’d all just show up in our crayon suits, and everyone else would run away. :lol:

FYI, while at work today (elem. school) I learned that sparkly crayons sometimes get “sticky” and leave color all over your hands. Perhaps it’s whatever bonds the glitter to the wax? :confused:

So I ran into Walmart tonight on the way home from the grocery store, and the person in line in front of me had a big ol box of crayolas!! I started laughing, I just couldn’t help picturing a trainer trying to decide which colour to use, and she looked at me like I was crazy!! :lol:

I had to repaint some jump standards for a show last weekend- get this - they were crayola boxes with wooden crayons sticking out of them. :lol:

Oh how I giggled to myself and grinned as I was painting them, thinking of this thread the entire time. :smiley:

I think we need a photo of that!!!

[QUOTE=Bluesy;3423324]
I had to repaint some jump standards for a show last weekend- get this - they were crayola boxes with wooden crayons sticking out of them. :lol:

Oh how I giggled to myself and grinned as I was painting them, thinking of this thread the entire time. :D[/QUOTE]

What a great idea! Everyone should make his/her own jump of crayola crayons. Then at shows, we’ll know who has chosen his/her color by the number of people giggling.

And we need a Yellow Submarine jump too!

Any updates???

Well so far here’s the best I can do for today…

http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2893031470044994600HCzBTb

I need to get a new camera/get mine fixed so I can get some close ups! :smiley:

Where is BA?

I was hoping BA would check in just to say “hi”.

I love that crayola jump, I’m thinking of one with the crayons sticking up like a picket fence in the jump. Then we can dispute the claims that horses cannot tell certain colors.
Maybe not the 64 box but one row of primary colors?

Also waiting for a quick update!!!

I LOVE this!!!

[QUOTE=Altamont Sport Horses;3327622]
I would also love to send you a horse, just so you’d have clients coming out of your ears. :yes:

I also recommend you get a restraining order. This one is “certifiable” and I’m not talking in a Sally Struthers sort of way. She’s paranoid, irrational and obviously oblivious to social boundaries. The wacko letter in crayon should be all you need to make a judge understand that you and your “fat stupid family” need a restraining order. C R A Z Y :eek:

Would love to see that letter as well. Wow.[/QUOTE]

I agree 110% with a restraining order

[QUOTE=gieriscm;3331528]
What about the one where a poor college student in TN sold a TB mare to people in FL? The horse went out on trial, was shown by the new owners, there were delays on decision-making by the buyers, and most everyone here thought the seller was going to end up ripped off IIRC. I thought the world was going to end with that one - it’s not often that everyone on COTH agrees![/QUOTE]

I remember that one very well Infact that thread might be the reason I signed uo here.

Check in BA

Now that the 'child in my pasture" case has been consigned to archives with KookiCat and her horses safe, we need a happy ending for BA.
I do hope BA will check in, just to let us know she and her family are ok.

Meanwhile you guys, did y’all invade Georgia without letting me know?:lol:
The news keeps saying it is the Russians, and that it’s another “Georgia” but we here in coastal Georgia are on alert.
And I have the shrimp ready.