Help Plz. Tact or Education Needed. [a short novel]

Ok, so either I’m stupid, or…I’m not seeing crayons?

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Ok, so either I’m stupid, or…I’m not seeing crayons?[/QUOTE]

I didn’t see the crayons either. :no:

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I’m missing it too, or is it that they are all dressed in crayola colors? but they don’t have the pointy hats on.

And the women of the View haven’t signed up with Erin and ESG.

So will we ever find out what happened to the CCT?

Who is blindalter?

And what state were we to have gone to?

This has been a mystery iin a riddle surrounded by enigma.:confused:

But at least we have chosen our colors should we ever have a coth crayola posse gathering.:smiley:

Hay

I gotta bump this. I have to leave tonight and I want to be able to find this tomorrow. I was only on page 17…

Hey Blind Alter-
It’s November! The crayola posse needs to know.
Is there a restraining order preventing you from posting the results of the gate bashing incident?
Is there an injunction preventing you from telling us what is going on?
What iis going on with your training business and training facility?
Has Kade recovered from her experience with the CCT?
Will we ever know the state, town, and identity of the parties? (except Kade of course, we know her)

PM someone! Please!

We’ll have a blue (and green and yellow) Christmas without you,
We’ll be so orange (and burnt sienna and raw umber) just thinking about you,
You’ll be doing all right, with your Crayola Trainer of white (and pink and purple and black),
But we’ll have a chartreuse (and lavender and crimson and brown and grey) blue Christmas.

And just how is Kade?

edited to try to add all the colors selected thru December 12, 2008, and in the spirit of the Christmas season:

We’ll have a blue (and blue-violet and brick red and brown and burnt orange and burnt sienna and cadet blue and copper and sea green and sepia and silver and sky blue and spring green) Christmas without you,
We’ll be so gray (and cornflower and peach and flesh and forest green and gold and razzmatazz and goldenrod and green blue and cornflower blue and magenta and carribean green and shamrock and pacific blue ) just thinking about you,
Decorations of red (and green yellow and lavender and lemon yellow and magenta and mahogany and melon and mulberry and strawberry and blue purple and denim and spring green and blue green and yellow orange and yellow green and yellow),
On a green (and granny-smith apple and sage and navy blue and azure and orangeyellow and carnation pink and lazer lemon yellow and chartreuse and tan and thistle and turquoise blue and violet purple and violet blue) Christmas tree,
(and the yellow submarine and the coth posse airplane piloted by huntjumpSC)
Won’t be the same, Kade, if you’re not in training to see,
And when those sky blue (and maize and royal purple and sparkly lime and olive green and magenta and sepia and peach and tumbleweed and turquoise and yellow and yellow green and yellow orange and purple mountain majesty and orchid and manure stain brown and urine stain yellow) snowflakes start falling (on the short bus with long horns driven by buddyroo),
That’s when those puce (and wild blue yonder and midnight blue and apricot and aquamarine and bittersweet and black and azure and bluegray and blue green and alizaron crimson and wisteria and royal purple and indigo and lime green) memories come calling (on the crayola regular bus driven by camsmom, or the train with engineer naters aboard),
You’ll be doing alright, with your crayola trainer of white (and Indian red and chestnut and pine green and violet red and cornflower blue and periwinkle and mulberry and plum and orange),
But the crayola posse will have an orchid (and orange red and periwinkle and ochre and prussian blue and raw sienna and raw umber and red orange and red violet and salmon) Christmas.

Hope I got all the colors there.

OK I just sat and read this WHOLE thing tonight in hopes of seeing what happened…

I think OP’s moved on. Fuggeddaboudit.

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Next time you see a thread this long–read the last page first!

This is simply brilliant. Kudos!

Wichita~ Ya should asked me before reading the whole thing, could have saved you the time, but not the entertainment~ LOL! :wink: I found that brass clincher browband for Rhett, so give me a call! :winkgrin:

PS~ I was 2 cm, 70% effaced at my appointment yesterday~ Daniel is making good progess!

Ok, this has kept me WAY entertained while my roomie’s sleeping. Can I be Granny-Smith Apple? I always loved the name of that crayon!:smiley:

Update??

bump

Just a shamless bump. Lurkers want to know if there is any updates on this VERY entertaining thread. It made me laugh soo hard I cried several times. My poor non-horsey husband just didn’t understand!

oh where oh where has BA gone?

Oh where oh where can she be? How are we to know what became of her and Kade and the CCTL? Please come back and give us some updates!

Hey HuntJump, have you foaled yet? :smiley:

Guys, BA’s not coming back. I think this thread ended up making her situation even more difficult, and that’s why she dropped the ball on it. Sad, but true:(

Does some one at least know that BA is safe?

Not that I know of. I told Cloudy that if BA does have any friends on COTH, I don’t think they would say anything, out of respects to her wishes to let the matter drop. I think that if something major had happened (death, arsen, theft, etc) someone, somewhere, would’ve heard. I have to hope that no news is good news.

TalkoftheTown,

Thanks for the update! I’m glad that BA is safe and hopefully enjoying her farm, horses & family with little hassle.

I only joined COTH recently, it’s nice to know what the Crayola Posse is all about. I hope BA is doing well.