Oscar !! Do you have a license to sell ‘hot dogs’ here ?!
Oscar Mayer,
Do you have a license to sell "hot dogs " at this barn ?! :lol:
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But he isn’t erect. Its just a limp wang ;)[/QUOTE]
OMG stop! I’m reading this at work and keep laughing out loud. :lol:
My family has a joke about calling it a Dong. For example, we play a lot of board games and once my mom’s answer to “favorite Olympic sport” was dong curling. Yes we are all incredibly immature - my brother is 35 and still burps words at me. 
[QUOTE=wcporter;7425787]
But he isn’t erect. Its just a limp wang ;)[/QUOTE]
Well, if for no other reason than to get Ambitious Kate and PaintPony in trouble at work, I have to quibble. There must be some degree of turgidity to make that happiness appear.
Okay, tinah, don’t correct me – to make the penis distend.
at least no one is advocating that I smack it with a crop to make him put it away :eek:
Content Gelding Haiku
To hang, to dangle
Mr. Happy in the wind
To flash wang, limp wang
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Content Gelding Haiku
To hang, to dangle
Mr. Happy in the wind
To flash wang, limp wang
:D[/QUOTE]
Win.
It’s Art.
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Win.
It’s Art.[/QUOTE]
I knew that college education would pay off some day. :winkgrin:
[QUOTE=VaqueroToro;7425920]
Content Gelding Haiku
To hang, to dangle
Mr. Happy in the wind
To flash wang, limp wang
:D[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol:
Mine usually does it when he sees the saddle, or before or just after a ride…but he does it other times too. And it’s not just a simple drop…more like he’s practicing to become a pointer.
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at least no one is advocating that I smack it with a crop to make him put it away :eek:[/QUOTE]
That’s for stallions. 
I call it the Happy Stick.
I grew up hearing the phrase - standing 5 legged
My pony likes to let it all hang loose when being tacked up, getting blanketed, groomed, scratched, fed treats, looked at certain ways…Basically he’s quite the exhibitionist! He was gelded late (like, weeks before his 9th birthday), but has an affinity for the other boys and has never even looked at a mare, even one in full blown heat. He gets full-blown, tummy-slapping erections if he gets his ears rubbed, eyes covered, another boy walks past his stall, gets a slinky hood put on, or when he has a chapped bum and needs diaper rash cream slathered on it.
He’s known as “the bold one” and “mr happy” around the barn. He won’t drop for me to clean right away, but I can reach into his sheath and start cleaning, and as he warms up to it he’ll start to drop. Then he’ll follow people around for a few days afterwards with his penis flapping about!
I think my horse is a whore…
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Content Gelding Haiku
To hang, to dangle
Mr. Happy in the wind
To flash wang, limp wang
:D[/QUOTE]
I held it together until this post. :lol:
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Yet one more reason why wearing a helmet is a good idea. :lol:[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Most geldings and stallions I have ridden will dangle their wang after a ride or when they are otherwise feeling relaxed. Makes sense after a ride since exercise = feel good , relaxed endorphins.
Mine never, ever does. Classic hider. Except for the rare few occasions when he mistakenly was let out in the mare pasture! Then it twasn’t dangling at ALL. He was intent on using it for its proper procreative purpose. Even tho gelded.
We have a gelding at our barn (who is my favorite) that sees me (and only me) coming and will drop his dinky and have himself a nice belly slap. :no: I chalk it up to him being my favorite and I give him a lot of attention, grooming, etc so he likes me. :lol:
We also have a 2 year old colt that was just starting to ride in the indoor arena with the big grown up horses. Well a few weeks ago I was sitting on him in the middle of the arena and the barn owners daughter was on her mare and stopped next to us. We chuckled because the colt stood up about two inches straighter and looked over at her like he said a serious little boy crush on her. I didn’t notice that he had dropped but when I went to lope off a minute later his dinky slapped him in the back leg and he got scared and bronced across the ring. :lol: death by dinky! I will never live that one down.
You think you have problems!!! I had a horse who started dropping his (and getting stiff) when I was pulling his mane or tail. That was okay, even if people did snigger a little. The real problem was when he got a full blown, tummy slapping one when I was clipping him. If you think doing up blanket straps is hard, imagine trying to clip around it:lol::winkgrin::eek:.
They are so funny. If mine thinks there’s even a slight chance he will be cleaned, he drops. Also when he gets treats, has a bath, gets scratched, gets photographed, etc.
A friend of mine wanted me to send him a pic of the horse but the only one I had in my phone was one where he was dropped. I refused, he begged, I sent it. He kindly photoshopped it out. But-he forgot to photoshop out the shadow of the penis.
Pretty funny.
