There is a very funny video that I’ve seen shared on Facebook a few times about “kid safe.” The guy says buyers ask if the horse is kid safe and he goes off on a riff on what kid safe means.
Well, it depends. You got one of those mean little kids like you see running around on some half-wild horse all over the rodeo grounds or you got one of those sweet little kids? 'Cause if you got one of those mean kids, this horse will be just fine for 'em. But not if you’ve got one of those nice, sweet little kids.