Human wearing tack noseband, so to speak....

Trust fund, are you kidding, he is the tribal leader. Why he owns ALL of the goats!!! Gives new meaning to decorated warrior don’t you think?

Plus I imagine he doesn’t really get out much. Something about going through security at the airport? And tooo much hassle.

“The older I get, the better I used to be.”

Perhaps the gentleman has overstated the point a bit.