Insight on the Lifestyle of the California Clique

[TuxWink]

(all true!)

1. You are ecstatic when it “only” takes you 45 minutes to drive 20 miles on the freeway.

2. A very nice horse donated to a riding program is returned because, “the horse psychic said he wanted to be back with his old owner.”

3. A person answers his cell phone IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE IN THE MOVIE THEATRE and has a 5 minute conversation, “Yeah…I’m watching a movie right now…At the AMC…it’s pretty good…I’m with Bob…”

4. You are asked in a restaurant,“would you like Evian or CITY (insert disgusted look on waiter’s face) water?” (Waiter looks concerned when you actually bypass the Evian for the city water)

When can I afford to leave this crazy place?

[wtywmn4]

So Beezer, is it like being driven by Mad Magazine? Wty chuckles, knowing full well how it feels. She lays down in the back seat, when her 93 yr old mother pulls the tank out of the garage and refuses to let anyone else drive.

[Merry]

How could I hide this from Mr. Merry? He pays the car/truck insurance. Believe me, he’d notice if the rate went up, miser that he is!

***I did indeed reveal it to him. Let’s just say I caught him whilst he was “basking in the after glow of a memorable afternoon” . See, we blonds aren’t so dumb after all!

Now, as to what I’d like to say/do to the wanky sheriff that pulled me over…

Don’t horse people get any slack anymore? I was talking to my girlfriend Karole, and she said she got pulled over hauling horses to the Coto show because she got trapped in the car lane of the toll road. So she got stopped and ticketed, with the horses in the back and everything!I tell ya’, we get no respect anymore!

[Merry]

Yes, MHM, I tried the “I’m going to my trainers to help her with a sick horse” but that didn’t work either!