Michael/ Lauren civil trial update February 9

I certainly hope so!

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Well there does seem to be a video tape. I wonder if either agreed to being taped, that might be a problem.

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It’s not like the brown hamster served the white one with eviction papers.

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Well that area is also their bathroom so really there should be an expectation of privacy.

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They both live there so who has tenancy rights?

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The white hamster was never asked to leave! There are no official, signed eviction papers from a judge evicting the poor innocent white hamster.

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Well if you are a hamster and your lifespan is about 2 yrs, waiting 30 days is a long time.

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Yeah, the brown hamster can throw money at him and buy his way onto the wheel, and buy the white hamster off a wheel that he doesn’t own and shouldnt be tresspassing on, anyway. If that white hamster was given enough money, he’d get off all by himself and go to a glitzier wheel, down the road.

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If only the white hamster would apply itself, it could have run on the wheel too.

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No, it was the brown hamster’s girlfriend who made him push the white hamster off the wheel. It was all her fault! And I suspect there is a former mate of the brown hamster lurking in another cage nearby causing him stress. Does anyone see any older white hamsters hanging around waiting to do what the younger white hamster tells them to do? If only the brown hamster had agreed to spin the white hamster as his prime spin-ee!

What a mess on “As the Wheel Turns, Hamster Edition”.

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I have found that feeding fresh grass and alfalfa or alfalfa to guinea pigs (and hamsters) extends their lives. Or at least it feels that way. Ditto for chia seeds and sprouts.

Put those chia pets to work.

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Some people just can’t handle the truth. (No, this isn’t aimed at you, Trub.)

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I have this mental image of @CurrentlyHorseless walking around doing air quotes for some part of every sentence they say.

Disclaimer before anyone pounces on me for it - I have no idea what @CurrentlyHorseless looks like, but I have made up my very own “mental image”.

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It takes a lot of core and upper body strength.
I’d think that would be extra challenging to someone suffering double tap, point blank, center body mass injuries like hers.
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Unfortunately, even though Daddio had arranged an alternative location, she refused to leave, and instead upped her assault on his character.

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Nicely done.

If anything, the reality hill could even be a little steeper. Lol.

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He was?
How do you know this?

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She admitted as much

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Stretching my memory here, but my recollection is that MB got tired of her no shows, lack of focus or work ethic or whatever and then had MHG take over as trainer. IE it wasn’t just the romantic relationship w/ MHG but LK’s “demotion” to what she saw as a 2nd class trainer.

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