I’m surprised all you horse wimmen are such good typers.
I thought ya’ll were just Hunt 'n Peckers.:eek:
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barrel. With each move Raoul’s muscles teased my sense of girlishness until I feel a tap on my shoulder. As I turned my eyes widened with… never mind
While reading this thread, SM was startled when a young parrot (on P plates) flew and hit her window 1 foot from where she was sitting.
SM went out side to attend to the parrot but found him dead on the lawn.
SM placed the said dead parrot on the fence post to ‘deal with later’ and rushed back inside to catch up on the encounter of the moderator and the farrier… When suddenly a hawk flew in and collected the said dead parrot from the fence post!:eek:
never mind… at least he got to fly again:winkgrin:
My eyes widened in suprise as he asked me, “Do you think the ladies on the COTH bb have some time on their hands today with all this bad weather? Think they are on the computer?”
I tried to find my voice but my eyes kept drifting down his chisled chin, along his firm chest, down his flat, toned stomach,
I swallowed hard as my eyes finally settled on his rather large…
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My eyes widened in suprise as he asked me, “Do you think the ladies on the COTH bb have some time on their hands today with all this bad weather? Think they are on the computer?”
I tried to find my voice but my eyes kept drifting down his chisled chin, along his firm chest, down his flat, toned stomach,
I swallowed hard as my eyes finally settled on his rather large…
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ebony carved handle shovel … which he used to pick up …
NM
STICK ART!
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ALTERNATE PLOT transition…
BOYFRIEND!
Damn was I disappointed.
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Damn I was disapointed…his boyfriend???
Suddenly the men laughed. Deep, rich laughter that rummmbled in their chest.
“We are joking,” replied Joe, “The look on your face was priceless.”
Joe was incredibly good looking with a body that rivaled the farriers and Raouls’.
I laughed heartily.
“We were wondering if you would like to join us in the hay loft?” asked Joe seductively.
I followed behind the men while staring at their well hung…
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While reading this thread, SM was startled when a young parrot (on P plates) flew and hit her window 1 foot from where she was sitting.
SM went out side to attend to the parrot but found him dead on the lawn.
SM placed the said dead parrot on the fence post to ‘deal with later’ and rushed back inside to catch up on the encounter of the moderator and the farrier… When suddenly a hawk flew in and collected the said dead parrot from the fence post!:eek:
never mind… at least he got to fly again:winkgrin:[/QUOTE]
Are you sure e’ was dead? Maybe he was resting? Maybe he was pining for the Fjords as he is a Norwegian Blue parrot…
SM: ‘E’s not pinin’! 'E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig!
'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
(and the rest of he Monty Python sketch…oh well
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hips and since there are just too many men for one girl I joined the other two feeling I could at least get one of them.
However Mod 2 was having other ideas as she wanted/needed two of them 
and that left me with our main lean muscled man with every part of him swinging in unison of each of his steps. He slid down into the hay looking so open and ready and as I hastily stripped down to join him I heard a rustle behind me…and as I turned…never mind
I heard a rustle behind me. As I turned I saw the parrot…who I thought was dead…flying towards me with the hawk closely behind.
The two birds swept in low, flying between my legs and headind directly for Raouls’…
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…python. I noticed it had only one eye. Raoul saw me staring at his snake. He looked at me seductively. “I think it’s time you met Monty.” He took my hand and introduced me to…
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To his six foot long snake named Monty Python. My hand petted his head gently.
Suddenly Monty moved with great speed towards the parrot and hawk.
“I stripped down for this?” I thought to myself with sarcasm as I watched the snake slither off.
I turned back to the gorgeous man and there before me, in all his splendor, was…
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