GTD has returned from the white sandy beaches and warm sun, back to Hunt County, USA in time for perfect foxhunting weather.
GTD also spent her travel time perfecting her storyline for MelantheLLC, and thinks it will be perfect. She will give MLLC it here so that others can read it as well (and find any faults I may have missed):
Forward for the following: Many of the horses used for the mail coaches were throwaway or used-up thoroughbreds because they were both cheap and fast, and not generally sought after by the riding market because they were either uncurable rogues, broken, or not fancy enough. But they could run, and they could go the distance, and so they did. Many were also purposely blinded if they couldn’t be brought into line. Now, keep in mind a blind horse could still work, and work well - but blind coach horses were often only used on the night runs because passengers, if they saw a horse were blind, would often refuse passage on that coach. The coaching stages weren’t in the business to lose money, and the day stages brought in the most money, so, if the rogues - those that were both fast and goodlooking - could be kept in line with special harness, they would do so.
Now, it wasn’t uncommon for rogue racehorses to be “warned off the track” (expelled from racing) if they were too dangerous to either jockeys, or other horses. Those would find themselves, more often than not, on a downward spiral to eventually end up on the coach string. It was also not uncommon to employ harness applications to make these rogues useful for working - and one of those harness applications - especially for confirmed bolters and bad shyers - was the full blinder. This was a leather strip - rather large and wide - that spanned from blinker to blinker. It prevented the horses from seeing anything except the ground under it’s feet. <Every now and then you will come across an etching with one of the coach horses wearing this bridle piece - this is what it was for.>
Imagine a confirmed racehorse rogue, a big solid handsome bay of royal bloodlines with the looks of an angel but the heart of a demon, one that could win at Newmarket, but several times, without warning, had changed course to slam into and savage with teeth and kicks other horses in several races, finally being “warned off” the course forever and sold by the furious owner, and other owners who all too quickly found the demon heart in this rogue, selling the brute down the line until it was now at the bottom on a coaching string.
Imagine that the coaching men, brooking no quarter for this horse, requiring it to run the stages not only the blinders to prevent it from bolting and also seeing the others in the team, but also a muzzle to prevent it from savaging it’s mates.
Imagine a new stable boy, not knowing this horse needed said harness accoutrements, putting said rogue as the off wheeler - farthest from the coachman - in normal bridle. Wonderful mare is put in as near wheeler - right in front of the coachman.
The stage is set for the drama:
Coach sets off. Everything is fine for a few miles, coach comes to easy down hill and horses are moved out faster…except the off leader who tallys a bit and hangs back, just enough to come within teeth range of the rogue who suddenly realizes - he is neither blinded, nor muzzled. At that moment the demon comes to the fore and all hell breaks loose. The rogue latches with his teeth onto the hindquarters of the leader, and bites deep. The leader lunges forward into a gallop as if the hounds of hell are at his heels, dragging his partner into a gallop as well.
The rogue lunges again to rip into the leader’s hindquarters, which fuels the fire of that horse to panic flight. The other leader, keeps up the pace, the coach flying down the hill with a speed that sends all traffic skurrying off to the sides to give the coach way. The rogue, now in his element, sends some vicious kicks in the direction of the good mare, cracking into the pole with such force that it sounds like Satan’s blunderbuss to everyone in the coach. Heads pop out of the windows, hands on hats, eyes wide, wondering if they were being pursued by highwaymen. But no, there is no Jack Black galloping alongside, waving a blunderbuss and yelling “Stand and deliver!”. No, the road is clear, with the surrounding countryside flying past at a speed destined to stop the heart, or speed it to the point of bursting. Yells up to the coachmen are greeted with a bellow of curses at the horses, the gods, and the minions of hell, among which are the command to get all heads back inside or let the devil take them as he surely will.
The traces are stretched to breaking point, the coachman in a fury, unable to stop the unchecked flight because it would bring his leaders into the brute’s range. He swings his lash out to bear across the brute’s face as if that would, by it’s cruel cuts, drive out the devil and dash the savage beast into submission. Yet that only inflames the brute who again kicks out with hind feet, this time catching our mare in the hind leg. She stumbles and almost falls, regaining her feet at the last second, held up by her chain to the pole to continue the flight. Again, the rogue lunges at the leaders, teeth bared.
At this point, both the coachman, who is roaring curses to heaven and threatening the poor stable boy with a death worse than could ever be found on earth or in hell, and the guard who, with lungs bursting, is frantically blowing his horn in a rapid staccato “Clear The Road” to warn vehicles ahead of the runaway - both are clearly aware that the situation is rapidly becoming dangerous to the point where, if the rogue isn’t stopped, it may all end with an overturned coach and the death of those onboard.
Enter our hero, who has been sitting next to the coachman on the box [“box seat” is the terminology used for the driver’s seat on a carriage], who realizes the danger they are all in. He tells the coachman there is only one way to stop the rogue - it must be blindfolded at once. The coachman, his hands full and now uttering curses to all the saints in heaven for their criminal disinterest in his pleads, roars to our hero that to do so could only be done with the craft of Mercury [winged hat and feet - get it?], or the courage of a fool. Our hero, nonplussed, crouches on the toe board, then dangles his legs over the edge, hollaring back to the coachman [remember, they are going about 40mph so it is pretty windy up there - hang your head out a car window next time going at that speed - it will give you a good idea of how much you’d have to yell to be heard] that he used to play a game as a child with his cousins when they would run the riding horses under the trees where one of them was hidden, and said hidden child would drop down onto one of the horses with reckless abandon to be taken for a wild ride around the pasture.
The coachman shakes his head, claiming the hero is either a madman, or bent upon suicide. The guard yells up to let him do it, as they are all to go to the devil as to commit suicide if the team were to continue unchecked. The coachman yells “Aye, it is your neck, sir, and may God help you that you keep it on your shoulders for that brute will surely take it off as give you leave!”
The hero, his cravat off and held in his mouth, takes aim, watching the rogue as it leaps forward to savage the leader, then rears up to escape the leader’s flying heels. At the highest point of the plunging rear the rogue’s ears are on level with the toe board, it’s broad back as close as almost to be touched with outstretched arms, the pole chain to the collar wrenching the pole up above the hocks of the panicked leaders. At that second the hero leaps forward, landing on the rogue’s back, wrapping his arms around the rouge’s neck with a death grip. Surprised and angered, the horse lashes out a kick that sends splinters flying from the pole.
The hero, snatching his cravat from this mouth, whips it around the horse’s head over the eyes. Startled by the sudden blindness, the horse hesitates and rapidly begins to slow. The coachman, pulling back on his reins with all his strength, accompanied by a blue streak of cursing to bring a ripe blush the faces of all within hearing, as well as a measure of sense and sensibility to the hearing of the team, gets the team under control. The leaders, finding themselves no longer being pursued and savaged, come down to a trot, and finally a halt to stand heaving and lathered.
The coach is pulled up, the blindfolded devil, unable to see, is now content to be as agreeable as the angel he looks and stands with perfect calm. The hero climbs up to the box to the admiration of the passengers in the coach, and the coachman, with an “attaboy” clap on the modest hero’s shoulder, sends the team forward again to complete the journey with alacrity, and with the view that one and all will be well worthy of a rewarding and much needed drink at the next stage.
However, it is at the next stage that it is discovered that the mare has sustained a very damaging injury, much to the dismay and fury of the coachman who really liked this mare.
There. How’s that for your story? 