[QUOTE=yellowbritches;7763651]
This is probably the only reason I am jealous of men. They can whip it out and back in again with zero pants dropping, crouching, or exposing their backsides to all sorts of nefarious wild life.[/QUOTE]
A late, very great huntsman always got teased about that little ‘scald’ his horses always had on the left shoulder.
…a very modest male member of our hunt likes to explain that he cannot relieve himself while mounted, for fear that his horse would step on his manhood.
Beverly, thanks. You told that story so well it stuck with me. Just couldn’t remember who told it!
[QUOTE=wateryglen;7757526]
SSR speaks the truth! Hilarity can ensue when the only 3 hilltoppers all decide to pull over and take a “private moment” together each holding own horse…out of sight and sound of hounds/other fields etc. Whilst pants down…fox comes up right thru the brush they are squatting in and startled he stops and stares at them…runs off as they pop up equally startled…then hounds run up & thru the gathering…horses spinning around ladies trying to stand/pullup/zip etc…and then the english huntsman shows up silently following hounds and mutters something about a good view then the field and 3 ladies with horses spinning around them try to mount back up as field gallops off…get the picture!!! :lol::eek: It could happen to you!! Even the best laid plans can fail!! A good sense of humor and preparation can help immensely! And I still laugh when I think of it!![/QUOTE]
I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna pee myself!
Is this where your COTH name came from?
Thanks for the laugh! :lol:
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