Pppssssssttttt

[MDMarr]

[QUOTE=Frizzle;7389400]
That blog entry was priceless! Apparently, chestnuts are now a breed (it’s always capitalized), the horse turned into a work of art (where have I heard that term before?), NP predicted when a horse would misbehave and “it actually happened!” and, best of all, the entry was written by a bear (“I am bear witness”).

Really, you could not make this stuff up![/QUOTE]

Slight correction, Frizzle. The entry actually was written by ‘a’ older ‘women’ bear.

Quote:
It was bitter cold that afternoon in Iowa and after 3hrs I had to get warm. I wish it was warmer weather because I would’ve stayed. I’m a older women.

Multiple women? Or is it multiple bears? Now I’m confused.

[californianinkansas]

If he comes out my way, I’ll happily take my (9/10 hot, highly-opinionated and very reactive halter-bred Arabian) gelding to one of his clinics.

[californianinkansas]

The sad thing is, is that NP does have potential as a (novice) rider.

[MDMarr]

@AliCat518;7388670

He has some very questionable posts on his facebook account. Something about the woman Jennifer making comments (in the background of a video) about his “physical appearance” and all of the young riders snickering. People (from the clinic) were all commenting saying how much they enjoyed his physical appearance. :eek:

ICK! As in, they found him attractive? :dead: Now I need the brain bleach.

[Frizzle]

[QUOTE=MDMarr;7389433]
Slight correction, Frizzle. The entry actually was written by ‘a’ older ‘women’ bear.

Quote:
It was bitter cold that afternoon in Iowa and after 3hrs I had to get warm. I wish it was warmer weather because I would’ve stayed. I’m a older women.

Multiple women? Or is it multiple bears? Now I’m confused.[/QUOTE]

Maybe it’s a female bear with multiple personalities? Let’s call her Ursula.

[Dr_Doolittle]

[QUOTE=merrygoround;7389192]
Psssst!

https://www.facebook.com/uscdf[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

DYING!!! COTHers are SO damnably clever

[ACMEeventing]

Times like this I’m glad I don’t have a FB account. Knowing ANYTHING about his “likes” gives me the heebie jeebies.

I hope he does come this way. I’ll bring a special horse for him to demonstrate his mastery on and then sit quietly while predicting when the horse will misbehave.

Oh, and video all the “Airs above, parallel to, and upon The Ground”

I’m naughty, I know.

[Frizzle]

New hypothesis: NP has multiple personalities, and one of them is an older female bear.

[gr8fulrider]

Here we have a crotch seat:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/10017_10202963788637785_1895322864_n.jpg

The position prevents the cat from correctly flexating. You could listen to this cat’s a$$ all day and not hear leather stretching.

It is a serious riding fault, much like the chair seat:

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1/1001042_10201310236780022_1979106786_n.jpg

Note how the legs are out in front of the cat, compromising her balance and preventing her from experiencing Cottonelle Fluffernutter softness in the reins.

This cat puts herself out there as a serious competitor but she needs to show humility and seek out guidance from the true masters.

http://wharble.com/sites/default/files/Bill_The_Cat_T-Shirt.jpg

Note the straight back. This cat is sitting equally on his two seatbones. Although he is an off-breed cat, he demonstrates the potential to perform at the highest levels. I know this cat personally because I was almost his small animal vet’s assistant scheduler many years ago.

Remember: there are no short cuts to moving up the levels:

http://imgur.com/gallery/LbGeVhv

[PaintedHunter]

He posted about that blog post on Facebook, and there were was a comment saying she was confused, as it looked like it was on his own blog. He responded, but now it looks like both of those and a few other comments are taken down now.

[J-Lu]

[QUOTE=PaintedHunter;7389693]
He posted about that blog post on Facebook, and there were was a comment saying she was confused, as it looked like it was on his own blog. He responded, but now it looks like both of those and a few other comments are taken down now.[/QUOTE]
The author of the blog was originally “Nickperonacedressage” but it was just changed to “IowaSunrise”.

[Jealoushe]

oh of course, no one will ever know. Hope someone screen-shoted it!!

[caffeinated]

I so want to see the video.

I am a horrible person

[gabby.gator]

I would love to see the video too, I only got to see the little clips that were copied…

I know it’s a different discipline, but we should get GM to audit one of his clinics LOL and video THAT!!

[PaintedHunter]

[QUOTE=J-Lu;7389712]
The author of the blog was originally “Nickperonacedressage” but it was just changed to “IowaSunrise”.[/QUOTE]

Yep- but the url remains http://nickperonace.wordpress.com/

[J-Lu]

[QUOTE=Frizzle;7389504]
Maybe it’s a female bear with multiple personalities? Let’s call her Ursula.[/QUOTE]
Hey, bears can be lawyers, why can’t they be witnesses? You’re just a hater.
http://bearlawyer.wordpress.com/tag/courtroom/

[ridingagain]

[QUOTE=Frizzle;7389504]
Maybe it’s a female bear with multiple personalities? Let’s call her Ursula.[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[GoneAway]

[QUOTE=J-Lu;7389712]
The author of the blog was originally “Nickperonacedressage” but it was just changed to “IowaSunrise”.[/QUOTE]

Is that like “Tequila Sunrise?”

[belgianWBLuver]

[QUOTE=gabby.gator;7389735]
I would love to see the video too, I only got to see the little clips that were copied…

I know it’s a different discipline, but we should get GM to audit one of his clinics LOL and video THAT!![/QUOTE]

Sorry colour me stupid but is this the vid you all are speaking of?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB67zQ-UwXs

if so its still up there…

[gabby.gator]

[QUOTE=belgianWBLuver;7389963]
Sorry colour me stupid but is this the vid you all are speaking of?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB67zQ-UwXs

if so its still up there…[/QUOTE]

no, there was another