* (Super-fun horsey stick art!!)

[Pony_Person]

@GatoGordo;2355978

The Story of Jane and the Helmet Pushers:

All seems to be well on Jane’s trail ride. See Jane’s horse, Spot. See Spot trot. See Jane’s hair blow in the breeze.

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Oh no! Then the helmet pushers (aka the little green men) show up. They scare Jill and Spot. See Spot gallop towards the woods.
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Oh no! Naughty Spot ran right under a tree. See Jane on the ground. Jane is having a very bad day.

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Oops, children, don't listen to what Jane says!
 
Oy, I think I'd better go to bed . . . and never write preschool children's fiction!

I love that! :lol:

Or…
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[Percheron_X]

@GatoGordo;2355978

The Story of Jane and the Helmet Pushers:

All seems to be well on Jane’s trail ride. See Jane’s horse, Spot. See Spot trot. See Jane’s hair blow in the breeze.

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___~__l/>
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Oh no! Then the helmet pushers (aka the little green men) show up. They scare Jill and Spot. See Spot gallop towards the woods.
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-:mad: --:no: o-o-(No helmet? Tsk, tsk.)
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Oh no! Naughty Spot ran right under a tree. See Jane on the ground. Jane is having a very bad day.

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Oops, children, don't listen to what Jane says!

 Oy, I think I'd better go to bed . . . and never write preschool children's fiction!

:lol::lol:

Very good… You win a ribbon. :winkgrin:

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[Percheron_X]

@Pony Person;2356719

I love that! :lol:

Or…
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And you win a ribbon too…

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[rebeginner]

The best part about the alien-pony encounter?

The pony merely poos, but doesn’t run away!

If it had been confronted with (pick one from following list: blowing white plastic bag, cow, deer, deer poo, horse’s own poo, wind, mini, minivanner, chain saw, etc.) it would have been entirely different.

[RNB]

@rebeginner;2357255

The pony merely poos, but doesn’t run away!

If it had been confronted with (pick one from following list: blowing white plastic bag, cow, deer, deer poo, horse’s own poo, wind, mini, minivanner, chain saw, etc.) it would have been entirely different.

Bwahahaha…so true!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Pony_Person]

@Percheron X;2356981

And you win a ribbon too…

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I feel honored! I think I’ll make a speech!
I have come a long way from doing normal stick horsies to the whole Simpsons family. I thank PercheronX, and all the other posters who have inspired me…sniffle It was an honor just being nominated!cries:sadsmile: :lol:

[DressageGeek_Ribbon]

Okay - I will have to do here what I do in the show ring…can I BUY a ribbon from you guys???

However, I remain in awe of your abilities. Fabulous.

[archieflies]

@DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho";2357774

Okay - I will have to do here what I do in the show ring…can I BUY a ribbon from you guys???

Can you do that in dressage? I’ve offered, but its never worked in jumper shows. Offering, say, $100 for a ribbon is much cheaper than paying for the show.

[DressageGeek_Ribbon]

No. You go to the show. You pay all fees. You finally get in a class where there are 3 people. You do not get eliminated.

Voila. Third place.

[Ibex]

@DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho";2357864

No. You go to the show. You pay all fees. You finally get in a class where there are 3 people. You do not get eliminated.

Voila. Third place.

Been there. Done that. Have the ribbons. My coach was pleased to hear that her PSG schoolmaster being shown at Intro / T1 by a novice rider at her first show (me) “Showed Potential” :lol: . I can safely say tho that the marks were all my doing - had I let the horse just do it herself they would have been much higher

[Pony_Person]

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[DressageGeek_Ribbon]

@Pony Person;2358017

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We need a horse on sax and it can be a jazz trio.

You are simply brilliant.

[Risk-Averse_Rider]

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[Pony_Person]

@DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho";2358041

We need a horse on sax and it can be a jazz trio.

You are simply brilliant.

You just made my day!

[DressageGeek_Ribbon]

BRILLIANT. I give you guys an ‘A’ and you don’t have to take the final!!

[Pony_Person]

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[Percheron_X]

@Risk-Averse Rider;2358065

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That’s awsome!! … we can do all sorts of Horsie anthropomorphisms.

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[DressageGeek_Ribbon]

What? No mini trying to sneak under the turnstile and get on for free?

[Percheron_X]

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[Pony_Person]

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The End!