[QUOTE=DressageGeek “Ribbon Ho”;2360817]
Woo-hooo!!! A Ribbon 'Ho triumphs again!
Who needs to pay USDF and USEF fees?
And, for the record, it was leftover egg fried rice.[/QUOTE]
Actually, to have that ribbon officially credited to your name, you’ll be needing to send your fees to the SHAA (Stick Horse Art Association) immediately. Failure to do so will bring a collection officer to your door. And he’ll be meaner than the Tax Man was. There is also an ambulance fee, due to the choking hazard of food-spitting. And a night watch fee (because someone has to keep this thread going at all hours. If it drops to Page 2, additional fees may apply.) Edit a post? Well, there’ll be a scratch fee. Logging in from a remote location? Ship-in fee. For every time you have to click “Preview Post” before you get your stick horse drawing correct, you’ll be charged a Schooling Fee. … … … and so on.