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Oh I want to be vuce president!!
Then I can filk, nump and fing without the mask. :yes:
Damn keyboard. It’s from eating and then laughing at posts and spewing.
OK, a gallon jug of water (which is roughly the density of the human body) weighs a little over eight pounds. I’m trying to visualize 20 pounds! :lol: Or should it be :eek: ?
Here’s one only a neurobiologist will understand
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This is I think is the place to post this link.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20725154/
At least no one will say only in America do they do those kinds of studies. :yes:[/QUOTE]
One day, I’m driving into work with my husband who is a neurobiology professor. At a stoplight, his eyes glued onto some buxom coed wearing not much and bouncing along. After an elbow into his side, his excuse was “It was my M cells. Honest, honey, it wasn’t my fault.”
(M cells are the cell type in our eye that detect motion)
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This is I think is the place to post this link.
:D:lol::winkgrin:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20725154/
At least no one will say only in America do they do those kinds of studies. :yes:[/QUOTE]Ah, one more reason why not having giant tatongas is a big advantage!!!
A4B <-- always looking for AA justification :lol:
It wasn’t his M cells. It’s those funky hormones that make his brain different from ours, and not always in a good way.
Of course, good depends on your perspective.
I wholeheartedly agree. My M cells weren’t tuned in to the bounce-a-rama.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, DGRH! It’s not “vuce”!
But I’ll let you off the hook, since your keyboard is at fault.:yes:
I think it’s a “praise when you feel the need to” kinda thing.:yes:
Being and engineer made me thing I missed out on one of the good projects. Okay I got the whole up down bounce thing and the side to side bounce thing but what is the in out movement all about? I think we better study this a little more.
Seriously can you just see the pocket protector, taped glasses geeks signing up for this PHD project. 
No it was the M cells. The Male cells.
Actually a gallon of water weighs 8.6 lbs +/- depending on temp. elevation and atmospheric pressure. But for the point of this study lets call it 8.6 lbs. That would make 2 1/2 gallons to equal 20 lbs. I would say that would qualify as big busted woman.
Verisimilitude is so overrated. :rolleyes:
As for the oscillating tatongas - eight inches?? twenty pounds? My mileage varies. :yes:
Hmmm…I guess I think of my tatongas more like silly putty. No weight, no volume, just stretch?
Although I’ve never tried to see if comic strips from the Sunday papers wills tick to them.
:lol: That study hits close to home. It’s the reason why, on show days, rolls of vet wrap go missing:winkgrin: I wrap the suckers down good and tight:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Back on the movie set… HRH is filming a scene for Goldlinger…
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G: I’m not Q… Q’s on vacation I’m G…
HRH: OK G… What kind of gadgets do you have for me…
G: Well I have this Camera Halter… high grade leather… with a tiny camera imbedded in the nameplate… you can take pics… uplink video as well…
HRH: Cool!!
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G: Not like these you don’t… these shoot out nails like bullets… and if worse comes to worse you can use the quick release and fling the whole shoe at them…
HRH: Man…there have been times in my life I could of used a few pairs of these!!!
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HRH: Sweet ride!!!
G: Yea… this is the new Mustang GV… named after myself of course… It’s a very environmently friendly sports car… it’s only exhaust is butterflies… much like mine… it is equipped with a Dumar dispenser… On Star ™… GPS… 4 cupholders… and rocket turbo boost… as well as other little tricks to help deter someone from chasing you…
HRH: Most Awesome…you’ve really outdone yourself…
G: They don’t call me Majikal G for nothin’
Director: Cut!!! That’s great guys… take a break we’ll be ready for the next scene soon…
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G: Thanks… this is my big break… I’ve only done some modeling in Smart Pack and Dover before… I’m trying to cross over into film…OMG what is THAT!!
Kevin: AH HEM… AVERY … a word please…
HRH: snort stifling a giggle Is there a …problem… Kevin… or should I say Moneypiggy… Buhahahahahah…
Kevin: You conveniently forgot to mention that Moneypiggy was a FEMALE roll… and the Princess was having way too much fun picking out my clothes… these heels are KILLING me!! And does this dress make my butt look too big???
HRH: Well… snort consider it stretching your acting skills… after all Travolta did drag for Hairspray… and Patrick Swazy did it for Too Won Foo… I mean come on… snicker Plus you’ve been tutored so no one will know the difference…
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Poor Kevin!!!
Meanwhile…the CCs are happy to be back on the road heading to Hollywood…again!!!
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When all of a sudden…a BIIIIIIIIIIG jolt… ka-thump…the CCs are bounced up out of their seats!!
CCs: EEEEEEKKKKK!!!..WTF!!!..OOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHH!!!..
OOOOO…My head!!!..What was that???..I think I broke my skull!!!..(Please note: Amwrider’s 2 - 2.5 gallon tatongas were part of Lost Farmer’s research. Because of the above mentioned jolt, much more severe than any exercise program the “M” cells could conjure up, the tatongas in question have bounced a vertical distance of more than 8 inches…thus covering her head…a new Olympic record!!! Hence the reason Amwrider’s tatongas have earned gold (see her sig line)!!)
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Ridem-Num-Bottom doing her happy dance after hearing Red-Riter arrived safely in China with Mr.RR and the wee-ones!!
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Meanwhile the Enforcer Flies are attempting to find the Parelli Lair from the $700 ponies mapquest directions…
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Guido: Now this looks promising… that horse is just standing with his front legs on that tree stump… the other is just circling mindlessly… and there are bars on the windows… hmmm let’s see…
Louigi: Hey dude…like how come you’re red??
New Enforcer fly: I dunno… I’m new to all this stuff… they just told me to wear the red exoskeletan today…
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Louigi: Umm Guido… do you hear that buzzing sound?? I think we have trouble…
Guido: What are you talking about???
Louigi: ARRRRHHHHH FLY DOWN FLY DOWN…
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Guido: CRAP FLY PREDATORS!!! Man they have this place really locked down… wings don’t fail me now!!!
Fly Predators: ATTACK FORMATION!!! NEUTRALIZE THE INTRUDERS!!!
Fallen Red fly: ARRRRH
Fly Predator: I’m taking the wing home for a trophy!
Fly Predator: I’ve got the antenna!! cool!!!
gee I hope Louigi and Guido make it home safely!!!
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The CC’s slowing get off the broken down bus…
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CCs: I think I threw my back out!!!..Man O’ man, why does everything happen to us?..I think I sprained my ankle!!..Holly s#!&, look at the dents we put in the top of the bus!!!..Geeezze, no wonder my head hurts!..See, I told you guys, this wouldn’t have happened if we had been wearing our approved helmets!!!..Oh Lord, Amwrider’s head first in the cushions!!..We need to get her up-righted before her tatongas smother her!..Hey, where’s FU??
