Alterlicious, what a terrible thing to go through! I’m so glad to know things worked for you and your horse, now good luck working with no sleep.
The other day I read a long thread about two guys who went to jail for others’ horses and ponies. I’m so naive. I had no idea that sort of thing could actually be pulled off. I’m stunned.:eek:
Anyway, get some rest and stay well.
Congrats!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Hey Alterlicious…
So glad things worked out for you and your horse!
Alterlicious, I got your PM and PM’d you back. I’m SO relieved. :yes:
YAY!!! so happy for you alterlicous!
OOO lookie! :eek: The first stick art of me!! blush Thank you PP!!!
alterlicious - wow!! Thank goodness for good friends - and your lucky horse!!!
I do hope that there is something you can do about the asshat, and I do hope the poor ‘purchasers’ were made aware of the duping by asshat.
{{{HUGS}}}}
You’re welcome! Everybody needs to have a stick-art rendition of themselves, it’s mandatory!
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One of these kitties needs some jingles. She’s 18 and suddenly went downhill in the last 24 hours. I took her to the vet to get some fluids and we’re waiting til tomorrow to see how she fares. My DH cusses me out each time I get an animal because we have to face their mortality at some point. I will have to be put in restraints when it is my horse’s turn.
So, please, some jingles for an easy outcome, whatever it may be. And give your loved ones, including animals, a hug tonight.
:(Poor kitty…sending massive jingles!!
Aww jingles!!!
MLC- sending big jingles your way! and hugging and kissing all my babies (2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 horses). They are all jingling too!
O…M…G…!!!
I started reading this thread three weeks ago. It’s HSA War & Peace!!! . I never would have caught up at all, but I’ve been down with the flu the last 4 days and this thread has kept me in the land of the living (and laughing).:lol:
If I were an artist, I would draw me, falling asleep on the computer over HSA with DH :rolleyes:. Unfortunately, I’m doomed to be a third string CC. No artistic sensibilities here at all.
Never in all my days did I think I would find horsie stick art illustrating the evil Parellis, majikal GV farted butterflies, Monty Python, Brokeback Mountain, tattongas, Star Trek red shirts, earworms, dancing pigs or jingling peacocks. Holy smokes!
I’m not a Southerner, but I did marry one and he has taught me a thing or two about proper English. I have learned that the correct plural of “y’all” is “all y’all”. As in
ALL Y’ALL AIN’T RIGHT!!!
But you are responsible for the BEST THREAD EVER.
ROCK ON!
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Here you go Jasper’s mom… and WELCOME… excellent person I must say…
:lol::lol:Welcome! Always nice to have another person that appreciates HSA.:yes:
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Jasper’s Mom and DH, thinking, “Oy vey.”
Alterlicious-so glad you got your horse out of there in time. What craziness!!! Asshat really is far too polite a word for such a low down, dirty rotten, filthy stinkin’ swindler like the person who tried to do that to you & your horse. Unelievable! Glas it worked out. I’d love to her more about your hiding a 1,000 pound animal…:lol:
MLC here are some kitty jingles for ya:
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…And PP-I must now immortalize myself in stick art:
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I’ve always wanted a pair of fringed chaps…these are kind of high waters, though.sighCan’t have it all, I guess.
Well, you may not have real fringed chaps, but you have the line of Official HSAFringed Chapsand that’s just as special, if not better…:yes:
(Because HSA rules.
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Alterlicious-so glad you got your horse out of there in time. What craziness!!! Asshat really is far too polite a word for such a low down, dirty rotten, filthy stinkin’ swindler like the person who tried to do that to you & your horse. Unelievable! Glas it worked out. I’d love to her more about your hiding a 1,000 pound animal…:lol:
MLC here are some kitty jingles for ya:
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…And PP-I must now immortalize myself in stick art:
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I’ve always wanted a pair of fringed chaps…these are kind of high waters, though.sighCan’t have it all, I guess.[/QUOTE]
Loff the kitty and Loff the chaps!!!
Well I live in a rural area…not Deliverance rural…:lol: but rural none the less. :lol: to quote Garth Brooks. “I have friends in looooowww places…” Although my TB is a bit confused… Mr Pampered from the track to the nice barns to where he is now… well I think he is agasted:lol::lol: Well it’s not the Hilton but it is safe. He is being introduced to new and interesting things… for example…
Chickens… He is POSITVE these creatures are going to eat him from the hooves up…
A young very very friendly cow… I’m talking the cow wants to come up and lick you and beeeeeegs for scritches… He keeps sticking his little cow head between the boards in my boys paddock trying to make friends… Again Mr Macho TB gives a big WTF is THAT!!! He’s not sure if he’s going to eat him or not… not as bad as the chickens but he’s not convinced he’s a friend either…:lol::lol:
Then comes the grain situation… did you know when you put grain in a bucket on the ground instead of hanging in a stall that it will eat you? Or that it becomes poison?? Evidently so… he spent 10 minutes snorting and huffing and prancing scared of his FOOD!!!:lol::lol: Either that or I didn’t ring the dinner bell correctly and forgot to use his preferred place settings… who knows…
Then he’s learned that fences sometimes bite!!! They have to run a line of electric inside their board fencing to keep the goats in … My boy hasn’t seen hotwire and accidently touched it… WHOOOO HOOOOO!!! He hasn’t gone NEAR that side of the paddock since:lol::lol: They laid some hay out for him but it was too close to the evil biting fence so he wouldn’t touch it. I came out the next morning moved it more to the center of the paddock and he found that an acceptable place to eat hay:yes:
They have a barn full of goats mammas and babies but they have not been turned out yet so he hasn’t seen them… THAT should prove interesting.:lol:
And before you ask no there is not a pig and NO this isn’t JSwan’s house:lol::lol::lol:
He does LOFF their pony mares though… he prances and preens for them. They don’t look very impressed though:lol::lol:
These are temporary lodgings for us but It should help bombproof him that is for sure… I’m going out to see him in the morning… hopfully the feed bucket will be a little less scary then…:lol:
Thinks are still sketchy from the asshat stanpoint… she tried to call and demand me to bring the horse back in 24hrs… Ummm let me think about that…NO!!! So keep us in your thoughts… I will post more details when I can…
Poor horsie! He is obviously quite aghasted at being forced to eat from a bucket on the floor like one of those chickens, goats or bovines.
I’ll bet he is confused. You do have ownership paperwork, I hope?
Maybe instead of the horse you can have a nice,fresh,extra large load of manure delivered & deposited on her front lawn… Maybe a dumptruck sized load.:yes:
When WILL these type people learn not to try to come between a girl & her horse? Crazy.
And for that sneaky, rotten, or just plain stupid person that we all know at least one of:
Here is an honorary HSA certified, 100% text asshat, made in the good ol’ US of A.
Do Not Wash.
Do Not Dry.
Just stuff it right on your big dumb head & contemplate the foolish nature of ass hattery.
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OOOH Yes I have the origional bill of sale in my name, i’s are dotted t’s are crossed noooo question whatsoever about ownership! I’ve had this horse for a little over 2 yrs now. I think she was hoping his sale (not a small sum) would go a ways to financing oooh say arena footing or the new barn she wants to build… I have known this asshat for over 3yrs THOUGHT we were friends as well as a customer/client relationship. Just goes to show you can’t trust anyone at all. Sad but true…
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