Wanna start on my project? I need some major clean up started.
Hey all. PP don’t look…
Any one know the best deterrent to sex after 40?
I’ll bite… What???
PP cover your eyes…
Nudity
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Dimmer switch… allllllll the way down… or off…off is good…:uhoh:
I’ll give a big amen to that!!
Go to love a dark room. Good think I took that anatomy by braille course back in college. 
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Go to love a dark room. Good think I took that anatomy by braille course back in college. [/QUOTE]
They taught that class in the back seat of a car didn’t they??? :lol::lol::lol:
Something like that.
Back to horses. It finally warmed up to near 60 for the first time this year. The fur is starting to fly. The cat and I take turns coughing up furballs. There has to be an easier way to get the hair off. I am anxiously awaiting to see if we are going to be given dapples on the grays. LF
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Something like that.
Back to horses. It finally warmed up to near 60 for the first time this year. The fur is starting to fly. The cat and I take turns coughing up furballs. There has to be an easier way to get the hair off. I am anxiously awaiting to see if we are going to be given dapples on the grays. LF[/QUOTE]
One word… Furminator… buy one…now…:yes: My friends Icelandic horses who truly look like yaks… it really pulls the hair out well and her horses LOFF it. Just don’t stand downwind when you do it!!:yes: I pulled at least another cat off of my cat when I used mine. I think you can get them cheapest on amazon.com
When someone tells another person not to look, you know it’s gonna happen anyway! :lol: :lol: :lol:
(but still, thanks for the warning…;))
“Oh no. Not again…” I’m right there with ya Charlie. Oy vey :rolleyes:
Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuunnn! Shhhhuuuuuuuuunnnnnaaa!
I thought the first “Charlie” was cute. I didn’t watch all of this one, but I’ll have to.
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Relaxing walk through the pasture…
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Turns into…
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Raging sprint back back to barn… after encountering the KILLER BUNNIES OF DOOOM!!!
Best way: become a fur magnet. Get dressed in your best clothes. The fur literally flings itself off the horse and onto your clothes.
Of course, then you have to throw out the clothes, as the fur appears to bind irreversibly to ice clothing. I could geek out about the kinetics and dissociation constants if you want.
Yes, he met an equinovore.
We have kamikaze bunnies
They lurk in the bushes beside the driveway…waiting for a passing vehicle
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When the vehicle is close enough they attempt to throw themselves under wheels
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[I][U](O)(O[/U])n(o’)( [B][U][/U][/B]*’/I
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When the maneuver is successful, the vehicle flips… and there is much rejoicing in bunnyland
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‘’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’
They are still working on their timing!
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Ours are dispersed by our dog Adam, whose great joy in life is the headlong pursuit of jackrabbits. He flushes them out of the brush better than any retriever.
However, should we ever go to a show where jackrabbits are bounding out of the bushes willy nilly, Ted won’t bat an eye.
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We have kamikaze bunnies
They lurk in the bushes beside the driveway…waiting for a passing vehicle
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(O)(O)________((o’)( )*)
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When the vehicle is close enough they attempt to throw themselves under wheels
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____|)I()[/I]()
[I][U](O)(O[/U])n(o’)( [B][U][/U][/B]*’/I
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When the maneuver is successful, the vehicle flips… and there is much rejoicing in bunnyland
[I]()()()()'__U__((O[/U]))’()()
('o)('o)___(_____________|(o’)
(_-)=.(-)=_______|_’=(- )*
‘’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’
They are still working on their timing!
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You always make me laugh :lol:
That one’s my favorite.
thankya… thankya verra much :lol:
