* (Super-fun horsey stick art!!)

[horse-loverz]

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_____[U][/U]:winkgrin: ______
_____/__________HL bows and thanks WA for their praise

[horse-loverz]

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.… . _______
[U] [/U]~[U]^|^/[/U]>~v|v/>-~^|^/>
/>/>______/>/>/>_/>__

Now imagine hearing the chicken dance song. __

[horse-loverz]

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. _____
________~[U]|/[/U]/>~[U]/|[/U]/>_~|//>
>>>>>>>>____________>>>>

YOU TOO CAN RIDE THIS WELL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $999 PLUS TAX, AND SUPPLIES AND YOUR DIGNITY!

[J-Lu]

hahahahahahahahahahaha! :lol:

[horse-loverz]

dang this is sooo fun:D

[Aggie4Bar]

Pat does the Chicken Dance:

___
__ :|: _____(Hand gesture)
_/_

___
__^|^ ____(Elbow flap)
_/_

___
___| ______(Twist)
<<

___
___|
>>

___
___’|’ ______(Clap, clap, clap, clap)
_/_

Coming soon: The Macarena!

[horse-loverz]

_~~~~~!?!?~~________
______~:cool:~_____<_~~/>~ ____
_________|=~__//\//\=|
./________________._______./_

Pat and Linda demonstrate using their mental waves to tell the horses what they want

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~:confused:~~~~~~
|/~~|/
./_/>//\//\<_/______

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Horsies get nervous and duck from mental waves

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~:eek:~~~<_~~_/>~~~~:eek: _____
|+//\//\+|
./___________________________/_

Pat and Linda get hit with their own mental waves OH NO!
:no: <_/>:no: _______
/_/_–~.~/–__________/_/_
/_./_________
Horsies take advantage and show pat and linda how to “beeee the horse”

Muhaaahaaahaaha!
(inspiration from the Parelli thread)
edited to add : somewhere Parelligirl is crying for no reason

[Percheron_X]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::D:D:D:D

horse-loverz, Aggie4Bar… YOU BOTH ROCK!!!

OMG, Thoses are so funny…

[Reynard_Ridge]

@horse-loverz;2386687

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edited to add : somewhere Parelligirl is crying for no reason

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Pony_Person]

@Aggie4Bar;2386637

Pat does the Chicken Dance:

___
__ :|: _____(Hand gesture)
_/_

___
__^|^ ____(Elbow flap)
_/_

___
___| ______(Twist)
<<

___
___|
>>

___
___’|’ ______(Clap, clap, clap, clap)
_/_

Coming soon: The Macarena!

____:)/
___<_l
_/_

____
___<_l
_____/____Now he’s doing the disco!

horse-loverz, that is too funny!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Aggie4Bar]

________________
________________/|
__________//
_____/>>

Carrot Stick Limbo

[Aggie4Bar]

So… you’ve seen the Parelli cult crouched low, pointing at their horses and glaring angrily at them, right? Ever wonder what the horse is thinking in that moment?

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______________(I had a problem with)
________________( constipation once. That’s)
__________(why I take Neighlox!)
o
___:mad:___o
/<_~
____>>//\

[ChocoMare]

@Aggie4Bar;2387120

So… you’ve seen the Parelli cult crouched low, pointing at their horses and glaring angrily at them, right? Ever wonder what the horse is thinking in that moment?

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______________(I had a problem with)
________________( constipation once. That’s)
__________(why I take Neighlox!)
o
___:mad:___o
/<_~
____>>//\

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You guys are killin’ me here! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[CBudFrggy]

Bows to Aggie4Bar

_/

I LOVED THE NEIGHLOX! I’m cracking up here. I haven’t posted yet b/c I have nothing to contribute, but please Percheron X, Horse-Loverz, Pony Pal, DGRH, RR and everyone else, keep it going.

[RNB]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMGiH!!!

I think I’ll just quit work…I have not accomplished anything since this thread started!!!

[scotchie]

This thread just cracks me up- I get so excited to see what’s been added! You guys are all so talented!

[Hannahsmom]

I eagerly open this thread each day and get a laugh every day. You are all the best. I was forced to go over and read the Parelli thread as the whole “Florida-deer-stops at fence” thing threw me until I read the thread.

[DressageGeek_Ribbon]

@CBudFrggy;2387173

_/

I LOVED THE NEIGHLOX! I’m cracking up here. I haven’t posted yet b/c I have nothing to contribute, but please Percheron X, Horse-Loverz, Pony Pal, DGRH, RR and everyone else, keep it going.

I am honored you have included me with the rest. Really, as far as Stick Horsie Art goes, I am not even an amateur. I am a Wanna Be.

I am wheezing from laughing so hard. I can’t even pick out my favorites. They are ALL my favorites.

[SBT]

_n
_
_‘ll’

Pocket Trainer (he’s short 'cause he has to fit in your pocket) complete with TS breeches and GR8 helmet. His face is locked in a smile from his constant encouragement of inept ammys.

n_____[U][/U]
:D, ______ l>
'll_____/\

Pocket Trainer and GM meet.

_ n_____:o
[COLOR=white],:D, <l>[/COLOR]
ll/\

Pocket Trainer confesses all: Years spent in servitude to inept ammy riders, living in some truly unmentionable places, and even being “shared amongst friends” at exhibitor parties where large amounts of alcohol were consumed, all the while suffering the indignity of being “cheaper” than regular trainers due to his handy, portable size.

n:sadsmile:
_:D,/l>
'll/\

GM empathizes with Pocket Trainer. After all, being the “guru” of H/J riding is no picnic, either. GM hires Pocket Trainer as his assistant Chef d’equipe, with one condition…

n
_ _<l>
_‘ll’/\

He must change his name to “Mini-Me.”

The end! :lol:

[LivviesMom]

ROFLMAO!!

[QUOTE=Aggie4Bar;2384335]
________ ?
________ /> “TB, or not TB?”
_______ (_)
________||

Ted has an identity crisis.[/QUOTE]

That is brilliant! My office thinks I’m insane now,giggling and snickering at my desk…