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Dr 1: I don’t know… these defective buttectomies can be tricky… and we really don’t have much to work with here…
Dr 2: Let’s hope that we have transplant material in our butt bank… WHERE ARE THE BUTTS!!
Orderly: Here they are… the butt bank had a rush on deposits… something about a lot of women’s saddles were disappearing when they sat on their horses so donations are at an all time high!! I have several size samples for you to choose from.
Dr 1: Well what do you think… should we do Scarlett Johanson… or upgrade to the Kim Kardashian…
Dr 2: Maybe we should go for the full J-Lo!!!
Dr 1: I think we’ve made our decision… Scapel…
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Amwrider: snort Huh… where am I?? I last remember Ridum Num Bottom trying to fix my tattongas… AAAAHHH I’m on the ceiling… where is everybody… Hello… Helllllloooo?? Hello?? Crap not again!!!
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:mad:. What makes it worse is the fact that she “knows it all” despite the fact that it is painfully obvious that she doesn’t yet she won’t listen to anybody. :mad::mad: And an additional insult is the fact that she has horses as well and is just as blissfully ignorant about the care of them as well but loves to “talk” to me about them. When she found out I jumped my horse she said “Well yeah but can you jump a course blindfolded?” As I looked for the fruitbat I told her no because I wouldn’t know how to get to the next jump… Her response… seriously… “Show the horse the course written down and he’ll jump it for you”…:sigh: it’s going to be a long looooooong looooooooonnnnnnggg night. She also told me whatever new saddle I got must be a piece of crap if it wasn’t a Wintec…because they were the top of the line saddle … for any discipline… :no::no::no: