Okay!!
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Woo Whoooo!! :):):)
Showoff!!!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Oh yeah!
:lol: Ya’ll can just hang it up now. I am an ARTEEST
(of course the sad thing is I really am - kind of - just not on the computer)
Time for an oldie… but a goodie!
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A horse walks into a bar…
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Bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
Another hint for fine-tuning alignment:
You can replace underscores with spaces, as long as you only insert one space at a time.
That is, you can have
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and what displays will be what you see in the editor.
But if you do this:
[space][space]____
What displays will look like this:
[space]____
So your carefully-aligned stick figures will be not-so-carefully-aligned.
And you may find that GM is beside himself. And Lord knows we don’t want that!
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And there off!!!
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And grey horsie takes the lead on the outside
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Bay horsie is coming up on the rail
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It’s Bay horsie
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It’s Grey horsie
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It’s a photo finish.
What an exciting race.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
DG is on a MAC?!?!?
But…
BUT…
DG is a SCIENTIST!!!
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RAR is aghasted AND beside herself at the thought of a Scientist using a Mac.
Aunt Esther chimes in
[QUOTE=SBT;2378088]
,
:no: _____:p/
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Aunt Esther (w/purse) thoroughly disapproves of offending party.
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_:mad:/ _____>–>:eek:
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Aunt Esther swings purse. Offending party goes flying.
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Justice is done.[/QUOTE]
Aunt Esther, national and international Purse Champion, thanks SBT for her much belated Laugh Of The Day and bows to the artistic talent demonstrated on this fine bulletin board. :yes:
A donkey shows up at a horse party:
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______________________(that jackass?)
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Brilliant!
[QUOTE=Aggie4Bar;2390523]
A donkey shows up at a horse party:
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…And ice tea is all over my keyboard and screen… Genius! LMAO!!!
Does RAR have red hair in real life…not just stick art life!!!
RAR was born with red hair and continues to have red hair through the good graces of the folks at l’Oreal. She feels that she is entitled, as it was her birthright. Although RAR’s red hair is more blood bay than stick art red 
DGRH IS a scientist. And all the good scientists she knows use MACS!!!
I am very honored that Aunt Esther is enjoying thethread. When we sell the book, can we have it stamped with her seal of approval? That will bring in more buyers!
[QUOTE=Aggie4Bar;2390523]
A donkey shows up at a horse party:
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______________________(that jackass?)
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That’s it–your pun is too great for me to stand by and read silently. I thought, “Why the long face?” was good, but “Who invited that Jackass?” takes the cake. There are now half-munched Pringles potato chips in my keyboard.
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trying for a self-portrait
RAR must confess that:
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Her son and first-born, accelerated program nursing student
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Her daughter (the erstwhile Risk-Seeking Rider), first-year medical student
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Her daughter’s scathingly brilliant boyfriend, about-to-be PhD astrophysicist
…all use Macs.
RAR Wonders Where She Went Wrong.
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RAR has done nothing wrong at all. To the contrary, all right. RAR has raised obviously highly intelligent salient beings who will, one day, be able to support RAR in the lifestyle she wishes to become accustomed to.
:winkgrin:
