* (Super-fun horsey stick art!!)

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Pat says horsie trained with natural horsmanship can jump helicopter bareback and bridleless because of “mutual trust”

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Prior to new trick Pat gives horsie glass of Kool-Aid (Parelli’s new sponsor) and Linda takes a drink herself to impove the trust bond

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And the’re off…Pat’s clapping them on…

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Horsie says “Not enough Kool Aid in the world!!!”

The End.

Horsie didn’t jump the helicopter because Linda forgot to chicken-flap her arms on the approach.

Duh.

Ok RAR I added chicken flap arm horsie thinks the blades might sting a little :smiley:


|Just Born Inc_|
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Ted Carries his briefcase for his first day as the VP in Equine Marketing for Just Born Inc.

(Suckers! no one will take my precioussssssss)
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Ted enjoys his first weeks salary from Just Born Inc.(those are cases not boxes)

It must be the audience’s fault. There must be… NON-BELIEVERS… in the audience!!!

That’s IT!!! The non believers !!! Shuuuunnnnnnn the non-belieeeeevers!:smiley:

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The horsies all shun the non-believer who has
broken the Holy Carrot Stick.

I do not like it mixed with oats, I do not like it with served with toast.
I do not like it here or there, I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like beat pulp I say, I do not like it any day.

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[/U]Horsie won’t eat his beet pulp.[U]

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Arthur…Arthur… you must pull the carrot from the stone.
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[QUOTE=DressageGeek “Ribbon Ho”;2399296]
And the cat and vacuum…brilliant.[/QUOTE]

Why thankyou :smiley:

SASSY CAT MEETS THE BLENDER:

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Ted makes notes at his laptop on his new invention for Just Born Equine division. He calles them “Uncle Teds Hangin’ Peeps” they come in reg chick peep flavor bunny carrot flavor, and circle molasses flavor Yummy all have that heavenly squishy center. These are ones Ted’s mom might not steal!
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__Luke… I am your father.
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_________Star Wars Horsies

perch x

you are my hero

lmao

how about stickie horse illistrations of charlie the unicorn goes to candy mountain??


~@>__________
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Princess Lea Pony

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__________/_______(Well, Lancelot, Gallahad, and I…wait until)
__________/o_o\ __________ (nightfall and leap out of the rabbit…)
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__________/_______(Lancelot, Gallahad, and…oh…)
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Horsie Python and the Holy Feed Bucket.
Courtesy of my memorizing the entire script backward and forward:D

ROTFLMAO :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::smiley:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::smiley:

I love Horsie Python!!!

(Dude, Lets go back in time and stop the invention of Woody Pet)
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HRH Avery and Teds most Excellent Adventure.

“That’s not a horse. You’ve got two coconuts and are bangin’ 'em together.” :lol:

I’ve memorized it too! :lol: