[QUOTE=Happyhooves;7746175]
We need to cobble these old movies/TV shows? DVDs together for Movie Night at the Old Horsepersons Nursing Home so penny candy can be thrown at the screen whenever there are errors/mistakes/triteness to be pointed out–the same Old Horsepersons Nursing Home set among green pastures filled with horses, where:
- visitors are asked to bring carrot bouquets instead of flowers,
- the residents’ rooms look like box stalls
- residents can self-treat their complaints with on-hand veterinary products
- no dressing gowns, only the latest in comfy breeches
*Old Horsepeople have riding physical therapy or that equine machine you can ride or at the very least a helmet cam vicarious ride, - activities like pearl restringing after clutching them too tightly upon seeing young riders using crest releases instead of automatic releases,
*tall boot bedazzling blinging sessions (and afterwards arguments about whether they should be worn at shows) - Rules rewriting sessions (and more arguments)
*grandstands on the front porch where Old Horsepersons can sit and brandish their crops at young whippersnappers who dare to get on the lawn
*Jack Russells and Corgis and rescues for Therapy Dogs
(disclaimer: Not making fun of anyone but myself here–Just having a little fun thinking of the Perfect Horsey Retirement Home–that is, if I have to go to one and don’t get myself smashed into oblivion in the meantime, like today when I was bending over to pick out a hind hoof and suddenly the horse in the next crosstie freaked out)
It would be fun to watch all those old TV shows/movies and discuss the old horse books with other Horsepeople of A Certain Age.[/QUOTE]
Happyhooves, where is this place located??? I want to head over right now and move in! :yes: I’ll call a realtor and put my farm on the market immediately!