Things you should NEVER use duct tape for

Honestly, I get so much more than just horse information off this BB. Unfortunately, I suppose one must posess something to duct tape, in order for this to work. But at least I’m more comfortable than some people at the sitting trot!

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“Reality can be beaten with enough imagination!”

My coach was having a little “car trouble”, so out of all the tools I carry in the back of my truck the one thing I pulled out was the duct tape. Fixed the latch in her door and it has been fine ever since and it is going on 2 years. Needless to say we still have a chuckle about it.

Oooooooohhhhhhhh, you guys are SO bad today…

Weeeel, the bungie cord could be attached to the back of our jeans and the saddle so if our adorable pets decides to eject us ZIING! BAck in the saddle again. It would confuse the crap out of em. hehehe

Or, the way my luck runs, I would be dangling of the side (cause I missed landing back in the saddle) and said pet runs around frantically trying to get rid of me.

Member of the Baby Greenie Support Group of North America

EarthTo?> don’t forget the hammer. That way if you don’t know if it’s suppose to move or not then you can just beat it to “death” with the hammer

Yep, that’s the photo. Hysterical…

Thanks for the tip about rubbing duct tape on the carpet first. I have very sensitive skin and worry about the after-effects of tearing tape off some of the most sensitive parts of my body.

Not that I have all that many occasions to wear a strapless dress these days, but it’s always good to be prepared.

Heidi don’t do it, don’t do it! There are hairs in that area that could attach and make removal very painful. This is starting to remind me of an Ally McBeal episode. The one where the secretary invents the face bra and her cousin steals the idea. Maybe we need butt bras.

OK guys~ is it just me or do those little wing-thingie stick on boobie pads remind you of a giant Biore’ pore strip??? SUZ

Why am I thinking that there will be no swimming in those thongs???

Rebecca and Pirateer The Pi, 9 yr old bay tb gelding.
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Heidi forgot to mention the following:

Make sure the girls are even after applying tape strips. Eastie westie is no better in a cocktail gown than a conformation class. Avoid taping the A/C sensors for that natural perky look.

STRRRRRETCH! Ooo! Ooo! I caught it! LMAO! SUZ

To prop up one’s fallen heroes when clad in a backless dress. I kid you not - it’s brilliant and much more effective (and cheaper) than those sticky wings they sell in the drug store.

“Mommy, does it really matter?” - Sumo toddler, age 3

Heidi! How COULD you! Bad Girl, Bad Girl!

Heck, heelsdown, I was hoping you’d try it first and report in. Think of the money you’d save on your next Brazilian wax.

I think we could probably compile enough ideas for a book, you know, Duct-taping Body Parts for Dummies. I think we could sell the first copy to the poor girl in the picture.

“Mommy, does it really matter?” - Sumo toddler, age 3

I used carpet tape to tape my wedding dress to my bra because I am short and it tended to gape a little every time I hugged someone, and I didn’t want everyone getting an eyefull!!!

Speaking of the duct tape picture, have you all seen the one of the 2 girls in thong bikinis at the beach? Lastcall has it, someone ask her to post it!!!

(about thong pic) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGrrrrooooossssssssssssssssssssssssss

(trying not to be too obvious howling with laughter at work)

I LOVE THE WEDDING PIC! HOW MORTIFYING!

SO when IT happened do you think she dropped to floor like in MASH?? and crawled on her beellly to nearest exit???

Duct tape bra issue: models have been using this trick for years and I confess to using it too after reading about in a magazine. It works much better than a strapless bra, not that I have that much to hold up…

I’m involved with the marine industry and have a lot of first hand boating experience. Trust me, you do not go to sea without duct tape, or WD40 for that matter. Many a yacht has been saved with the judicial use of duct tape.

Duffy! You made me do it!

Now that Colin’s been reincarnated as a Mellow Saint, it’s so nice of you to assume her duties and responsibilities as Miss BB Sh!t Disturber 2001.

AHC, if you lie down when taping, you’ll get more of that ‘oomphie’ look that nature otherwise seems to have denied us, sans duct tape.

“Mommy, does it really matter?” - Sumo toddler, age 3