Thoughts on "The Traveling Horse Witch?"

[K_VanOlst]

I have more questions on how to reconcile all her various statements

[BrownDerby]

What is “boxing” in the arena?

[sascha]

@Old_Mac_Donald

I bet the last horse this person successfully fixed was a Breyer with superglue and a Sharpie (and don’t look too closely at it either)

Thanks for the tip. Last time I tried Breyer rehab was with a few beers in and a hot bbq. Never could get thing to turn off its brachiocephalicus and stand straight after that. <- the things retail workers do with non-saleable items Why it got stuffed in a pocket and taken to a bbq to be melted back together I do not remember.

[Scribbler]

@Old_Mac_Donald

Mine touched the fence with his tail, and it made a little tzzt noise… ZOMG!!!

Bro… calm your marbles.

I was riding a lovely horse once in an arena with Christmas decorations. Those didn’t bother her. But then she farted and the air made a decoration rustle and she startled.

[iberianfan]

I think she meant either a “boxing arena” or a “riding arena”.

[2bayboys]

@Ghazzu

Imagine how much money owners can save by having this whiz kid diagnose negative palmar angles without the need for radiographs.

and from a video!
Not to mention “dorsal pelvic dysfunction”, which apparently does not prevent a horse from galloping and jumping around a 5* cross country course, go figure.

[BrownDerby]

I see. Thanks. Expertise in all fields…

[LilRanger]

@BrownDerby

I see. Thanks. Expertise in all fields…

Well, i mean, i suspect boxers also have a lot of biomechanics issues, just like 5* horses

[Angela_Freda]

I’d love to see these horses who are so horribly disfigured actually identified.

[Angela_Freda]

@Old_Mac_Donald

Sooooo… Nick now judges eventers, hey.

Omg, same thought, especially on the well trained horses can’t be spooky horses .

[Angela_Freda]

Yes!!!

[Long_Time_Lurker]

@2bayboys

dorsal pelvic dysfunction, or lower impulsion chain dysfunction - both associated with galloping, starting work too young, or acute or chronic hind limb trauma

Apparently dorsal pelvic dysfunction is associated with galloping, among other causes. Is it a big surprise that 5* horses have been galloping?

[Caol_Ila]

@sascha

Thanks for the tip. Last time I tried Breyer rehab was with a few beers in and a hot bbq. Never could get thing to turn off its brachiocephalicus and stand straight after that. <- the things retail workers do with non-saleable items Why it got stuffed in a pocket and taken to a bbq to be melted back together I do not remembe

I found Gorilla glue to be more effective than Superglue at repairing/rehabbing Breyer lower limbs.

In my misspent youth, I may have tried improving (?) the posture and self-carriage (?) of Breyer horses by dunking them into boiling water and then trying to manipulate their legs. You might be surprised to learn that this was not very effective, often resulting in long-term glue rehab.

[MapleBreeze]

What do those words even mean in this new Rolex wheel? Dorsal pelvic dysfunction and lower impulsion chain dysfunction? What do they mean? What are they describing?

[sascha]

@MapleBreeze

What do they mean? What are they describing?

Horses that have jobs of any kind other than standing around in their fields? Just a guess.

[Angela_Freda]

Or that they gallop when turned out, of their own volition?

[Angela_Freda]

Emphasis on standing.

[Dr_Doolittle]

Made-up gobbledegook.

[Scribbler]

@Angela_Freda

Or that they gallop when turned out, of their own volition?

Oh don’t you know? Horses only gallop around when they are distraught and they are only distraught when their chakra whatever are out of alignment. The rest of the time they just stand quietly and ignore you

Sarcasm

[outerbanks77]

@Scribbler

Oh don’t you know? Horses only gallop around when they are distraught and they are only distraught when their chakra whatever are out of alignment.

Birth trauma flashbacks, obviously.