Time to compromise, methinks. Distinguished older Gentlemen (over 50) such as myself should be able to wear Top Hats without harassment from the multitudes, simply because we’re too old to linger as vegs, and more likely to be killed outright, thus easing the load on Social Security. The youth should be protected from themselves…possibly forced to wear bubble wrap…maybe those airbag vests they created for motorcyclists…
And tall men such as myself should be banned from wearing Bowlers. They look silly on tall men.
Any other business from the heat crazed crowd out there? Gawd this is miserable…come on fall…