<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by jetsmom:
naters-Why don’t you have a little fun with the Rhodesian Ridgebacks owners when they return? Just before they get back, get a bunch of hair gel and smooth out the ridges that run down </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Now Jetsmom - Those are fighting words! NOBODY touches my ridgie!!
This is great! But it got me to thinking…
Why can’t my Miata pull my Brenderup? Do you think I should upgrade to a 4 door sedan? How about sway bars on the Miata…will that help? Maybe my DD boobs are weighing down the car and taking away from it’s pulling power?!
FindersKeepers: Please do give your Aunt a call. Mine love to chase herding dogs and it really helps to get them to stretch out and down. Great for the freewalk!!
On the horse: <BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>How does she respond to poling? Or would you prefer I use a cattle prod to change her opinions?
</div></BLOCKQUOTE> I’ve never been able to get her to change her opinions in 8 years so have at it! 
Eggbutt: I’m thriller to hear about the highway dressage day! Now maybe my Dad in Boone can come see me ride dressage! I’ve now decided to also glue the test to her poll. That way, I can tell if she’s round and using herself ( 
) at the same time as reading my test.
helen i live in union county too!!! PT me 
If we’re trouble makers, does that mean we get to sit in the back of the bus? I nevah got to do that before!
Mince meat pies were originally made with venison or other game, so we could still make them with Oreo. Perhaps add some sherry for a little extra zing?
You know, I’ve had horrible heartburn all day…and now it’s a whole lot worse!
Seriously, jetsmom, I know how to fix your problem with the judge. All you need is a little bling!–on your stirrups, your spurs, your GPA, your browband. Hell, why stop there? How about the bell boots, the open fronts (with or without sheepskin), the matching saddlepad, on the red (green? yellow?) ribbon in his tail…I’ve got it. Just shellack the beast with chrome Rustoleum to make him stand out and hide those pesky manure stains as an added bonus.
Snappy Pants – It gave you “more drive to fight for us”!!! Man, that was bad!!! LMAO
egg BUTT – Wow…how horrible that the Ortho Weed-B-Gone beings infested their planet!!! We should start a campaign against them. I, too, would love to help the BOSS Heritage Fund. It is such a shame that we cannot find a way to communicate with them so we can learn from them. I am in awe of your drive to find a way to communicate with them: you are an inspiration to us all!
Oh and dear lord, don’t forget to put the panty hose on your head. Make sure they are the proper color of nude to match your horse!
What is MTG? BOSS would probably help a bit…but I don’t know if even BOSS is THAT strong… 
Snap, I’d like to buy Rambo Go Gold Fishes. We’ll just call it an even trade for training your child, I won’t charge you, you can just give me the baby instead. how’s the fillygelding handling the penguins?
OMG, there’s actually a thread on growing your own BOSS! haha i considered infultrating (SP?) but felt it was better left alone…
OK I just saw the new title of the thread. So maybe there IS a prom. 
Do we have to have dates, or can we come stag(ette)?
also…can we make a clique out of this? cause i’m not in one…and i feel left out…
so what can we call it? i mean, it could be ‘the cool kids who eat lunch together and make fun of everyone else clique’, or the ‘for horses for slaughter for bbq clique’, or the twinkie and tripod lovers anonymous clique’, jees, the list could go on forever…
whatever. i want something to put at the bottom that says, official member of the… clique!
what do ya’ll thank?
mmm peanut butter m&m’s…
HEY! I was hoping for some venom and reserpine before I go…
oh hell, i’m obviously having a bad day (snarking all over the boards) so I’ll just go to the barn and breed my draft to the mini - and no, i will not be using IA! That should brighten my sourpuss mood! what price do you think i should ask for the foals?
I understand that nowadays you can drink whatever color wine with whatever color horse you prefer. 
oops. all this time i’ve been complaining about MY skin…i should have been worrying about his too…poor kid.
mmm johnny depp. they should clone that man.
i just found out that they are playing charlie and the choc. factory this weekend at our local drive-in theatre, so i am going to see it there (of course, i am taking the lear jet from the show tomorrow night, and then flying back after the movie to show)…
anyone need a catch rider? i need more to ride than snor-kal and ju-ju the 7 hand pony.
So I just got off the phone with Jerry, he is an old friend after all the times I’ve been on- I mean WATCHED his show. He says he is in and loves the idea of a fight over who gets to marry him. We just have to make sure there are a lot of people drunk on those Bloody Olivers and Margaritas as he can’t wait to film our show/clinic.
PS Steve says he is totally interested in some of those new foals we have. He is starting up a breeding farm and hopes to be the next BNT. He can’t wait to get all of our advice!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
eggbutt – If so, can I just give him black oil?
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Used transmission fluid would work better!
Well I’d say just slap some draw reins on her and kick her forward, that bucking will stop soon enough! By the way, great job fixing your saddle fit problems, not enough people know to stack pads like that!
Hmmm, I think you should try the regumate, but only give it a few days to work and if it isn’t doing anything, go for the depo! If all else fails, you can try breeding her before you ride her, mares tend to really like that!
And good luck with her! Don’t forget to give us all a commission on the sale so we can all be BNT’s!
I know I’m a little late to join in on the I-40 show, but do you think I could just ride my mare down there since I missed the trailers? She shouldn’t be too tired, right?
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