Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

[findeight]

What would you expect to pay for an 18.5 hand, 9 year old out of the great stallion Gazornenblatz and by a full sister of the half brother of a former Dressage horse on the Lithuanian Dressage team? A horse Dr Phuloftheshitz gave 10s to at the middle northeast mid county mid spring kur.

A beautiful dappled bay, star and snip with one white ankle, with 90 days under saddle and already showing promise in the Grand Prix in both Dressage and Show Jumping.

What if the sellers prefer to deal directly with novice buyers and provide the vets for a prepurchase and stay away from those nasty, gouging trainers who want to say no all the time when anybody with 6 weeks experience can find something for around 50k?

This is NOT an ad so please do not close it…just asking in general what a horse like this is worth.

See pics on our website at findyourdreamhorsefarms.com. Home of purebred crosses and the great Gazornenblatz.

[DeLapp512]

egg BUTT is back!!! woohoo!

TGIF! i’m done with work til monday, of course half of you are only on here because you are AT work, so i’ll probably be sitting here for the next 2 nights talking to myself…scratch that, mcm will be here…haha

i already gave my bank info out about 60 pages ago or so, so if you want it, go find it…its for the bank in antartica…

well, i rekon i will leave for the RO-deo tomorrow morning.

and to whoever said that nor cal reminded them of Snor-kal…thats just a small part of my plan to take over the world…muahahaha

puh - sob away! haha.

oreo, Snor-kal said he was interesting in meeting you…said something about him liking fiesty little ponies? dunno. i think that when he changed from a gelding to a stallion, his er, interests, may have changed a little…

how are the billion dol-lar snor-kal babies doing???

[DeLapp512]

i get to be on the dayshift today…well, i had food poisoning last night and so i went to work for an hour this morning, and then decided that i felt like crap, so i came home. so now i get to be on both shifts today!

where is everyone? working? slackers.

[oskaar]

Sorry it has taken me so long to check in ladies. I got sloshed early on (those damn rusty trailer bombs took me out) and ended up taking Adrian Grenier home. AND HE JUST LEFT. How embarrassing.

Anyway, I put some BOSS on my zit, so my skin was clear and glowing radiantly by prom time. My dress was a hit, I think, and NO, those were not fleas. Geez.

I have engineered fly spray that will genetically mutate average barn flies into waht I call, “blings.” Their shell is Swarovsky crystal and they emit Chanel #5 (working on other scents as we speak)–their mobile nature increases the sparkleness because the sun hits them from multiple angles.

Look for them on belts, GPA striping, cell phones, etc. Can be yours for only $199 for a box 23. The lifespan is only 24 hours, so you can change colors as soon as the next trend comes along.

The resques were excellent, although my head hurts from all the lines of apple bute powder.

Must go take another hit of BOSS to get rid of the spins.

Glad everyone had fun!

[eventable]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Hey now I am offended! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

If you’re really offended, you’re more than welcome to sleep with my (birth) father as revenge. Not that I’d wish him on anyone.

You mean this thread isn’t serious? Why did no-one tell me?

[eggbutt]

Where’s Jetsmom? We need a title change for MCM!! Paging Jetsmom!

Edited to add: I just posted a new topic paging Jetsmom to ask her to update our title in honor of MCM’s birthday. Happy Birthday!!!

[Erin]

OK folks, I think it’s time to wrap this baby up… those of you who want to continue can take it to PT, but I think y’all need to say your goodbyes.

[FindersKeepers]

and here I thought I’d already done that successfully

Where’s my Monty Robert’s book…

[eventable]

Yeah, but wasn’t that the same ad which featured Michael Jackson? 'Nuff said!

[DeLapp512]

if they haven’t shut it down yet…

my roomie is reading the new HP, she says its really good…

i haven’t ever read any of them…after reading the horse whisperer, and it being like my favorite book ever, and then saw the movie, which they butchered with a dull cleaver, i have been staying away from movie/books. i either read the book, or see the movie, but not both…but my roomate said that the books and movies are close together, so she is bringing me all of her harry potter books to read. this way i can read em all together…well, so far.

i’m still bitter about the horse whisperer. what were they thinking when they made that movie…jeez

on to happier thoughts, i think we should most def have a rodeo. i will be one of the rodeo clowns for the tripod riding…and we can use some of the resques for bronc riding, and the winner gets to stay alive, unless we run out of the other resque…

on to even happier thoughts…i get to go to work now so have fun day shift…i’ll be back tonight! muahahaa

[Sabina]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by naters:
We could call it a BNT Roast

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That would be a Bacon Nosed Trainer, then?

Recipe:
Wrap bacon around Mountain Oysters, and skewer and grill over hot mesquite charcoal. Brush with Secret Resque Sauce and serve.

Now, let me type “Kevin” into this and try googling it and seeing if we get the six degrees of separation.

[RHF_cSi]

…it’s been a long week i see

[eventable]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Even Table – If you look at my pictures, you will see that I was able to jump, etc BEFORE you became my BNT </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I will stop at nothing, until you fail to be able to jump so much as a 6 inch cross rail without me holding your hand. Otherwise you might outgrow me and go out into that big bad eventing world without me. And there where would I be? Taking welfare handouts to support my smegma cooler habit, that’s where. You ungrateful minx, I can’t believe you would do this to me, after all I’ve done to you and Flea Bag.

[eventable]

That’s good to know Oskaar- we only weigh 35 pounds each after undergoing extreme liposuction last week. I may be a little difficult to hold a conversation with, as the lipo also accidentally sucked out one of my lungs and I’m finding it a little hard to breathe.

[horse_poor]

Bump

Wait, I know I read in some book by a BNT that dead horses destined for a BBQ cannot post on the internet. And I saw it on RFD TV.

I just got a text message from Helen that she might be late-she took all of the winnings from her Judge Judy lawsuit against the manufacturer of her horse’s artificial leg and has joined in a Texas Holdem poker game.

[Sabina]

I am not a Big Fat Slacker.

I’ve been in contact with the New Zealand Chamber of Commerce, Touristry, and Film Division, and am working on getting Peter Jackson to direct the filming of the Rodeo.

Working Title: Bored With The Rings

So there.

[mcm7780]

CSI – Welcome back! I’ve been wondering where my BNT was!!! Don’t you realize you can’t leave your students without notice?!? I have been feeling so abandoned! My nights have been spent shaking and crying in a corner staring at a picture of you… Please don’t leave me, CSI! Waaaahhh!!!

[eggbutt]

Shameless BUMP!

Helen’s back! Life is so good! Helen’s back with a new leg! I can’t wait to carve my initials in it…or maybe a dressage test. Could work.

I think we can detour anywhere we want to…who has the courage to stop us. Can we jump IN to the arena too? That foal of HP’s should be able to crawl under the fence by then.

How many Gypsy Vanners are coming and what color?

[DeLapp512]

purple is not classy. duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh…

but…since yee is hostin the spaghetti junction hunter/jumper classic, i rekon i best tolerate…er, be nice to you…[delapp rolls eyes and rubs hands together with evile thoughts]

er, where be the edit button when you need one…i wrote and then saw the “all you can handle BOSS bar” soooo, oops.

<span class=“ev_code_RED”>PURPLE IS THE GREATEST CULA EVA!</span>

[mcm7780]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by chism:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
chism – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Wanna get your forehead botoxed with me? I figure that since I’m 25 now, I should start getting some work done! L

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Well, I’m younger but I ain’t skinny! L I’m not fat, but I am not skinny by any stretch! I dated a tattoo artist and could have gotten them for free, but I decided to stick with piercings. But I had to choose my piercings according to riding: ie, eyebrow is bad with helmet, madison is bad with vest, etc. hehe

Ok mcm7780 - Not only are you younger than me…you’re probably a skinny beeyatch too.
I am 40 today. Yuck!! I’m not so big on getting work done but I was kind of thinking about a tattoo, but then I think about how it will look really bogus when I’m 90 so I didn’t do it. Now if I could just get the twins lifted…I’d be a happy girl. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>