BTW, none of this is going on below sea level, right?
SorrY DMK, But sInce I GoT My New TrainerS PV and JoE P, It Looks LIke it Will HavE To be an alliGator Clip On Your A$$…
Hey Even Table and any Dressage folks- Serious question…At training level/level 1 dressage, is movement of the horse really a factor? I thought that at that level it was mainly about obedience, accuracy, and responsiveness. (IOW whether a horse had knee action, or was a poorer moving horse than another wouldn’t really affect the scores, assuming the poorer movement was conformational not because the horse wasn’t on the bit or shortening because he was tense.) Can someone educate me? I asked here instead of the dressage board, because “I don’t wan’t to build a clock, just know what time it is.”
New title change. Maybe we can get some lurkers to come out of the closet and play. Let’s face it… if they make it this far into the thread, they aren’t exactly “thin-skinned” or Politically Correct!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by FindersKeepers:
I just talked to the girl scouts and they said they will sell the flax seed cookies, but the samoa’s have been made with smegma for years, so we can’t patent that one, sorry girls </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROFLMAO!!!
Snap – I think your horse/moose should have blinking colored AND plain white christmas lights. 
Did you get the saddle? I sent it Fed Ex! Does it fit? I hope not…that would ruin everything!!!
DeLapDance – I’m so damn cool that I don’t need a nickname! evil laugh And my new BNT is soooo much better than yours! CSI rocks!
I have been remiss and don’t have time to catch up at the moment. But I’d like to add that if you wonder where in hell you belong, you can check here.
I think we are all now being shunned on the real bb…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Hey now I am offended! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
If you’re really offended, you’re more than welcome to sleep with my (birth) father as revenge. Not that I’d wish him on anyone.
You mean this thread isn’t serious? Why did no-one tell me? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO Ummm…no thanks? I’m saving myself for Ryan from the OC! (Okay, so the “saving myself” is a real stretch…) But I am sure DeLapp will take you up on the offer!
Sorry, no food here, but I started a HandWalking as a New Olympic Event over in Horse Care while I was waiting for the tractor.
The ahem elaboration is NOT appreciated. And as I spent over an hour in slow sitting trot mode yesterday, in the very thinnest of riding tights, I am now suffering from the Inverness Problem. And if I’m suffering, you should suffer as well. Seems only fair.
What was the question again?
You know, we older women have difficulty with our short-term memories…
Something about a hole?
Or was it related to BOSS?
Just received a PM from George Williams. Chuckie Smith has had Rocher’s ears pierced and has ordered 12 dozen QVC Diamonique 2 carat earrings for each ear. They are concerned the weight might cause her ears to make her trip but she’ll have to get over it. Now, what to do to outdo Rocher and her major bling. I’ll just have to buy more sparklers. Hmmmm, will Rocher lead the parade if we can’t find Jetsmom? Did you know that Rocher was a rescue horse? Got her out of a feedlot in Missouri a couple of years ago just as they were loading her on a double decker bound for Louisana. They didn’t donate anything to get her either…really makes me sick. Some people don’t have to do anything to get what they want.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Coreene:
Oreo is dead. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
And well hung for the BBQ? 
OOoohh, here I thought I was the only Harry Potter freak on the board…I have been away from the computer all weekend reading Did anyone else go to the store at midnight to buy their copy?
I would be proud and honored to put on the tripod rodeo here in MI. The heat index today is 110, so the BBQ would be easy 
I say we organize a posh hunter show! You know, something like Devon but we’ll add some special flare!
mcm - no one cares aboot your IMHO…duh. duh. duh. freakin duh duh
i’ve been using DUH way too much as well…
oh well. whateva. duh.
in other news…i am thinking of partially leasing snor-kal for show season. does anyone have any experience with this? how does it work? who should i pick to lease him? how much should i charge? and what will it be like? what if they ride bad? what if they are foreign? what if they pick their nose? what if they have only 9 toes? what kind of lease should i do? what colors should i make them wear to shows? should i put what colors they have to wear at shows in the lease? should i really lease my beloved snor-kal? is it worth it? what should i do?
Oh boy finders that must have been an intersesting call. Lucky me, my husband is my IT at our company, he never questions why I am on COTH all day, just shakes his head and solves the problem.
Ok, so my car is now dying. The breaks have been going for 3 months, the “knock sensor” is gone so the car surges and now the alternator is gone. I’m pissed. This means my nightly trip to the barn is in jeapardy. Of course Mr. Snap must fix this all on his own…we all know how long that takes to get done. So I called and found the part myself. Amazing what some initiative will get done.
I love the circus idea. Who gets to be the ring master this time? I’m training my fillygelding to walk on a tight rope. The foalt is going to do leaps over a fire pit. Snap is just going to sit there and look like the cow she thinks she is…We need a vaulting routine! I know how to do a scissor kick up! I took a total of 5 vaulting lessons in my life 
I think we need a title with Freak Show in it somehow. Welcome to the never ending Freak Show featuring fillygeldings, smegma, and ducks.
I know much of this is unrelated but I’m pushing for 100!!
<span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”> I just finished the Harry Potter book and am still sobbing </span>
OK here is my life story.
A long time ago, a woman who secretly trained Westpfersnitchelgrandes, gave birth to a beeeeeeauuuuuuuuuuuuutiful daughter. At the age of 9 months, that daughter, who was named Horse_Poor because we all know how expensive Westpfersnitchelgrandes are, entered, and won, the 12 foot leadline class. We lived in the US but the Westpfersnitchelgrandes were imported.
Now, I know you are asking how did we get the Westpfersnitchelgrandes in the country since they are so rare–it is very simple: we would go overseas, purchase the horses, saw their legs off to fit them into our suitcase, and then make them new legs out of Elmers glue and baling twine. But, you see, we only make 3 legs for them, to give the Westpfersnitchelgrandes their trademark. They are also very easy to spot because they are a minimum 23.975 hh, and they must have black, roan, chestnut, and spotted markings in addition to a dorsal stripe. Many try to imitate the breed but it is SO easy to spot an imposter.
Anyway, after a falling out, I had my mother killed my the Sandman for insurance money and hung my shingle out as a BNT. Well, let me say that the business poured in! Not only was I training terribly talented riders that did not mind having their feet tied to the stirrups and girths, but they also realized that the Westpfersnitchelgrandes was the only horse to have to win on.
I decided I needed to have my own barn so I got some Lincoln Logs and a glue gun and built one-it is STUNNING! I was going to build a house but I just live with any tripod that caught my fancy. I have quite gotten a bad reputation as a black widow because after I live with a tripod, he disappears and my off shore account gets larger. I think it is coincidence.
I now have a full staff of tripods to mind the Lincoln Log Farm as I travel with my clients and Westpfersnitchelgrandes-the travel aspects are a bit rough, but thanks to the sunroof, all 87 fit in my Honda del Sol.
Now, I know you are asking what I did with all of the horse legs-well, not being one to waste anything, I built a lean to shelter for the Westpfersnitchelgrandes on Lincoln Log Farm out of them.
I am also a HUGE supporter of the flax seed cookie fund and have taken many under my wing. I DO bring them broiled resque at all of their events, and it is a huge hit.
That is how I got to be so cool.
Oh, and MCM- I am sorry, but you are always going to be Many Colts Meandering
ALright Holly, I’ll try your beast, and I’ll take the filliegelding as well, hell while Im at it, im just gonna buy a farm and be a trainer, i mean why not. I’ve learned everything there is to know from my recent month of boarding at a reining barn. All you have to do is tie them in the sun for a few hours and make sure the rope is tight enough that they cant get to the flies, and that shuts them right up.
And horse poor, moldy hay has absolutely nothing to do with SARS. Moldy hay is FULL of probiotics and very good for your horse. And dont waste your money on a vet, just trust the advice you get on the BB. We’re the ones that deal with these beasts everyday. Give him some paprika and up the BOSS. Try a high fat diet as well, he’ll be fine.
Think I could add this disclaimer as my signature?
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