Oh my ladies, I go away for 30 minutes and I come back to this! You guys are soo childish (like me!!).
So the fillygelding gave birth to a foalt. He will always stay the same size! I’m so excited, which of you BNT’s wants to train him??
Oh and I want to breed my mare to Snor-Kal. I want to name it “Snack” kind of a mix between Snap and Snor-Kal, and tasty!
Finders…I don’t understand! I got the same email and I gave them all my bank info six weeks ago. They DID tell me the trailer was on the way but it hasn’t arrived yet! Funny, I’ve got checks bouncing all over the south…no one can explain why. That’s why I’m soliciting donations for the rescue horses…to replinish my depleted personal account, don’t ya know. Oh, I may be ok afterall, I just received an email from a “relative” in South Africa who has tracked me down to tell me I’m in a rich man’s will…all they need is my social security number and bank information (too bad it’s already bled dry) and my cell phone number so they can call me back to let me know when they’ve transferred the money. Thank goodness for the internet. I’m so glad they found me. Wonder who Abdudalluahbbeefaruke was related to…mom or dad?
That’s it! I give up! I can’t take anymore! I feel like I’ve been tickled for an hour!
Oh, don’t forget…someone needs to start insulting someone else… where are some of these “know it all” posters when we need em?
oh no even table…i’m talking a straight line.
Did he wear THREE socks???
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by oskaar:
My new Citation Ultra has rescue foal skin seats, and they are like buttah.
Who’s up for Rusty Trailer Bombs? Drop a shot glass of BOSS into a pint glass of Udder Crust and chug. It’s a great way to start out a rescue bbq. Oh, and my BNT’s sister’s BNT’s ex gay lover’s brother in law’s gardener knows John Boy, so I will take care of the grillin sauce. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
OK - peed in jeans yet again this week!!
How did you work that out? I’m showing at the same number throughout…now I’m a sooper confused member of the BOSS clique. Better have another drink (hic).
It is, as I type this, 4.42 p.m. on Friday afternoon. I finish work at 5, then it is the weekend 
ok- almost at the border (you said speed wasn’t an issue right?). Thank goodness for the DQ GPS system (great publicity here Pocket Pony) 'cause my girl can’t see where she’s going and I have NO IDEA where I’m going…just south! So where do I pick up these pack animals (Sorry, rescues)??? And by the way, this rollkur thing is great! Flies haven’t bothered her eyes or her ears!
egontoast…you owe me a jean washing!! Lordy, that was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny!
Be sure to add plenty of “bling” tack too!
the pic is either on this page or the one before it…its a link to a family of 3…go find it!
i agree jetsmom. you started us here…post more!!! you = funny!
stop ABUSING YOUR HORSES! fire your vet, and your farrier. hire even table [snickers to herself] to be your bnt and she will feed boss and flax seed cookies until your horse is better.
atr - bring your mooses (so what if its moose) to the prom this weekend and we will toss it in with the horses and dogs.
looks like i’d better convert another ice cream truck into a bbq pit before the weekend, as one may not be enough…
is the prom saturday night? because if its friday night, i can’t come, cause the horse whisperer guy is supposed to come and work with the baptist preacher i hired to get the demons out of my horses…so it will have to be saturday night.
did we decide on dennys, shoneys, or bob evans for the next morning catering?
who is the head of the prom committee? buff? details! we need details!
Name for this one
“The people over 20 years old that eat lunch together and make fun of everyone”
That way we can skip the PG 13 rating part 
DeLapp512: The most important part about the prom is the Tripods in chaps coming in on parachutes. We will accept your nomination if you can name a facility in Utah or North Dakota that has those! Oh, and they have to have BOSS too.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
Ugh - it’s Monday? How did that happen? How did I get here? who found that video - I thought I had destroyed all incriminating evidence. IT’s bad enough that I got chased off my wonderful horse lovers’ sanctuary in Spokane without being hounded for it now. It’s been ten years already! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO
Even table – Monday already? Wow…I still have 7 hours and 15 minutes til Monday! Then again, your Friday started before mine…
Why not Finders - after all, the world needs more cliques.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>…he had wall-eye… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
GASP!
Are you actually implying that my horse is not correct???
You are just jealous because I bought him before you-quit spreading lies, you TROLL!
Hey, who has the “you couldn’t get a clue if you were in a field of clues” signature line?
I LOVE IT, but can’t find it… gonna search…
Don’t forget I have a gorgeous saddle and my own horse transport.
Maybe we could all vote on “how much this horse is worth”??? 
Thanks for the laugh - I needed that! 
gotcha…i watch trash tv, not real stuff…so this is why i am not smart…and now i remember about idaho thing…sad…but moving on so as to keep on topic, so the thread doesn’t close.
do you know, this it OT by the way, so if you do not like OT, then please forget that houked awn fonix wurked fer yew…i saw a shirt the other day on a site, that had the state of idaho on the background, and it said 'idaho? no, udaho"
sorry…
actually…delapp…my old softball coach used to call me delapidated (i can’t spell, so i no know if this is correct spelling. i am actually sure its not)
