Overandonward – that description cracked me up!
Eventerwannabe – don’t be afraid to do your entire warmup in the other area. For myself, the warmup is for getting the horse listening to me so that we are on the same page. This is sometimes best achieved outside the warmup ring - Fence 1 and 2 have been my warmup jumps a few times.
I had an athletic chestnut mare that taught me all about cunning strategies for warming up the less social equine. She did get a lot better in the year that I had her, but there were venues that I didn’t even bother to enter the warmup area.
Hunting has really helped me mentally with all of this. Many hunters don’t do any kind of structured warmup, as you will generally walk & trot after the hounds for some time before jumping your first fence. The horses haven’t forgotten how to jump since last time and they cope perfectly well. One of the scariest first fences I’ve done was a steep descent down to a small flat space that was just big enough to fit in one stride before a 1.10m upright fence. The clever horse I was on had no problems. Not sure that my eyes were open over that one! It’s not the same as tackling a technical line of show jumps or a bold xc question, but it reminds me not to be too precious – as long as the horse is listening to you and has had a suitable body warm up it doesn’t matter that much exactly what you do.