He is on a diet as I’d noticed that his breasts jiggle more than my own when running at full sumo speed - thus, no treats after 6:00pm, only fruit. Unfortunately, my most uncooperative mother is convinced that I am on a mad rampage to starve her last grandchild and sneaks food to him. Should he ever be imprisoned, he’ll know who to call for a special cake.
Further battles include a daily extistential discussion, which goes something like this:
Heidi: Jake, stop sitting on your brother!
Sumo: (hesitates just as he’s about to punch his older brother, perplexed look on face) But mommy, does it really matter?
Victories include graduation from size 6 Pampers to size 8 boys underwear.
Again, positive vibes are being transmitted to Willem - and you. He’s such a beautiful clown of a horse - would hate to think of anything happening to him.
“Mommy, does it really matter?” - Sumo toddler, age 3