So I peeked at one bit of other social media after all, after thinking not to.
Not much to report. Yet. (Still 7/19 in Central Time).
But saw an interesting comment that he has to do SOMETHING pretty quickly, or start paying board on those horses. Since he doesn’t seem to be interested in adopting horses as a permanent lifestyle.
Also apparently he’s still got the lease on his apartment in Austin?
He’s going to need …
…
…
A JOB ??? 
In a Before the Quest post, he was looking to fill three bedrooms, and I remember thinking that it was a house. So, more financial burden. Even if he got his old job back, how does a National Celebrity mystical cowboy ego fit in a truck dispatcher job? 
I know! He could endorse horse training aids and farrier tools, sell “Travel the U.S. on $0 a Day” and the fantasy fiction story “How to Buy a Horse for $3,000 on Craigslist and Sell It for $60,000.” So many possibilities! 
His FB page shows the house - exterior & interior shots - asking for someone to temporarily
rent one of 3 BR.
So asswipe lives like a Frat boy, with roommates 
I imagine he’ll kick out the renter, if there ever was one
Hope the local Burger King has his paper hat ready…
Day 101
Where’s the Update Finale? 
I believe it was a room mate situation in a mixed gendered house. It was a bedroom with private bath as a sub-let situation for the 4 months he was on his quest.
There was also an ad stating lower rent for the room to take care of the dog he left behind. Also, the price kept changing, one time it would be over a grand, the next posting it would be 975.00 he’s all over the place.
Like he is with selling the horses! I’ve been blocked by him so am relying on third parties to update me on his (lack of) progress.
Perhaps somebody could just email him the photo of a check made out to him for a sum in the vicinity of $6K to 8-9K for the horses “as is.” Since he’s getting no offers in the range he is asking for, maybe he’d jump at a legitimate lower offer.
For a few minutes, I’m just going to be grateful that he didn’t try to force the dog to travel the trail along with him.
Maybe the dog had already set some firm boundaries on compliance.
(But where is the dog, where has it been all this time? And – does the dog want him back, or not?)
I believe he thinks he’s too remarkable, too handsome, too charismatic and too damn sexy to just have a “job.” No, no, no! He’s seeking a career, and ideally one in the entertainment world, like on a reality TV show, where he is paid for just being him, in all his vain glory.
Since I’m not on Instagram, I couldn’t see the latest sales video where Cereal crowed about putting the horses “through hell.” But here’s a link to it from a facebook post. Hoping it comes through with the captions. My favorite part is the very end, where he’s on Falcon bareback, and tries to canter but after a few strides Falcon swaps and cross canters. Now that can be for a variety of reasons, but it’s not exactly a shining endorsement for a 5-figure horse.
And indicative of back pain.
@Spudsmyguy in this case that could certainly figure in!
But, cross-cantering is common in gaited horses.
My own hardwired-to-gait registered TWHBEA gelding did it.
Working with my Dressage trainer, we were getting it fixed when I lost him. 
He also did not trot. Ever.
The more solid the gait, the more likely to Xcanter.
Since Falcon does trot, I point at Butthead’s ineptitude as a rider.
Also hoping that backbone reamed him good 
I can’t attach all the screenshots of someone texting “Serena” as a fake person interested in the horses at the moment, however in the texts sent on the 18th “Serena” says the horses will be done with their journey in TWO WEEKS ending in Eastern WA.
They are also back texting anyone that has expressed “real” interest (offers over X amount of dollars) saying the price was upped to $60k and wondering if they wanted to make a counter offer. I think that means they aren’t getting any real offers.
Here are screen shots of the text Belmont is talking about. I tried three times to get these in order. Sorry guys, they keep flip flopping.
ETA the one on the right is first, then move to the middle, then the left.
This all sounds like a bunch of B.S. Probably hired someone to pose as a buyer. No one in their right mind would offer 25k for a used up TW. He mentions a PPE, unless they pay off a vet, I also can’t see a vet giving him a clean bill of health.
It was a troll buyer. I forgot to grab the opening text stating that it the interested party was trolling Serina.
I was on my lunch break and missed that screen grab. That as my fault. Sorry.
Thank you for the screen shots! I was going to try to add later when I got home. You’re amazing.
& yes - definitely a troll buyer.
Also, supposedly they will do a PPE after money is exchanged.
Obviously, he doesn’t know how any of this works LOL
Well…
A Troll trolling a Troll 
I’d say Karma just showed them her butt
Yeah, the $25K offer is high-stair-icle! & The part about Pete’s “episode” *Oh! The Children!!!*
I know I saw the Walker Gelding on the Bowie kill pen site. I can’t stay away.
He was sold for something between $1200 and $1600. He came in with 2 other colorful Walkers. His face markings are hard to forget.
I really hope this guy gets into riding motorcycles without a helmet.
wait, what! you saw Falcon on the bowie kill pen tread?? 
Ditto this!
Bowie kill pen? It’s not all that far from Austin, by TX standards.
Screenshots, tho! 
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