I know it was a typo, but it SO fits! Attention whore for sure.
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That is truly a good catch. A new word!
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The same universe that makes a new arrival a “native Texan” after less than 2 years in Austin. The universe inside GritsForBrains’ head.
This is it. Good enough for GritsForBrains.
The goodest part is that at least he quit on the first “S” he came to. Didn’t even get to there, actually.
Unless we count the “S” in “State Line”.
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Y’all are Killing It with the cereal renames!
Is it too much to hope this thread gets a Houseguest?
Perhaps Serena, her/him/self? 
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She could sign in as Fruity Pebbles.
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I keep waiting for a suitable epilogue. After following this misbegotten saga for months, I almost feel entitled to know the fate of the two horses.
He can be shunned into the obscurity he deserves. But I’d like to know the horses are safe.
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Old Pete makes your heart ache, doesn’t it? I would not be surprised if his hoof/feet damage is so severe that he’s a candidate for The Bridge.
We can celebrate at least that GritForBrains (or as I call an ex, Oxenhead) did not get infamy he desired.
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Half of Texas doesn’t even claim Austin as one of its own.
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Same. Austin is hipster. And expensive!
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I just returned from the grocery market thus:. Apple Jackoff.
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[[ahem]] correction: “Grits”, plural, for the southern breakfast food that my Granny served that I thought tasted like sand.
I know. I was playing on the collective S word. Grits are only good in menudo.
It’s just cooked chopped up white corn, which I thought tasted like nothing pleasant until I experimented, adding cream cheese and Jane’s Krazy Mixed Up Salt, a seasoning mixture. Very tasty!
Just a reminder of what a POS this jerk is.
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The_mare_stare posted that her Falcon Express merged with another Save Falcon group and they are going to save horses and hold abusers accountable, with plans for website, 501c status, TikTok, Instagram, donations, all kinds of things.
And, as far as I know, they’re still in the lookout for Falcon and Pete at sales barns, etc., with the stated expectation that Kix are for, well, not him, will soon tire of no big buck horse sales, and the elderly lady he’s pasture-mooching off of in Montana is not a forever deal.
And that’s the news. Have a pleasant tomorrow.
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A petition to have his Tik Tok account shut down. 75K signatures.
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More internet fame.
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Signed! 
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Poor Pete. How awful he must have been feeling. And GritsForBrains couldn’t undue the girth immediately.
That video alone should finish him. Certainly with horse people.
I didn’t think I could hate him more, but I do. I don’t usually allow myself to hate people but I’m all in on this one.
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Of course he’s mooching off of someone. Of. Course.
And I’m going to guess that he’s promised-- promised!– to reimburse her as soon as he realizes his windfall from selling Falcon and Pete for gobs of money.
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