Originally, it was $60,000 for both. Then, when he got around to official ads, it was $50k for Falcon and $18k for Pete. Apparently, another few weeks in Cereal’s presence increased their value about 12%.
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From Belmonts post #1676, this remark by Cereal spoke to me “Failure is a gift,” It must feel like Christmas morning for him, every day. 
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Well probably having that giant wart called Ceral removed off their back helped. That and mooching off someone who is actually feeding them.
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This. This made me laugh out loud!
I just checked dreamhorse and I did not see Falcon’s ad. I hope these sweet horses find a soft landing soon.
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Imagination running wild …
Let’s say that he did pick up 1 million followers, and $1 million from an offer from Netflix or whoever.
Would anything be different for the horses now? Was he throw a little money their way to give them a wonderful retirement for the rest of their lives?
Maybe even keep them on pasture next to his mansion, as beloved ornamental pets.
Or … would things be about the same for them as they are now?
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@OverandOnward, this is not a man who likes or appreciates horses for who they are as animals. He is interested in them as accessories. When he wants to have “that Cowboy Look” that all the girls swoon over, then he’ll get the horse out and try to talk like he knows something.
But if he’s in the presence of a woman who does know, he will have cooked goose for dinner.
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No. He does not care.
We all look through a lense of being horse and animal lovers with compassion. I feel he does not see horses or animals in this fashion.
Falcon and Pete were tools for him to get from point A to point B.
IF he cared at all, this whole thing would have turned out differently.
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Very differently.
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No, if he did get megabucks for 
, the horses would not become “beloved pets.” Moochalong would just add another couple of zeros to their purchase price (because they’re really famous now!) and still leave them with any convenient moochee, otherwise ignoring them. Sigh. Although him ignoring them isn’t a bad thing…
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So, he’s still painting himself as Dudley DoShyte? Alright, Toy Dogers, let’s say you really wanna play cowboy. The first thing you will have to learn is that your horse comes first. Not last. Not even second. First. That means your horse’s feed, health, water, and comfort is your sole responsibility, Hyatt Burp. So, as soon as you realize that, Maveprick, we will entertain the idea of you taking your first steps towards being a real cowboy.
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My wish is that - like The Maestro - he’s got eyes on this BB.
Suck THAT UP Butterfu*k!
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I need a list of all the clever names you’ve come up with for this…Dudley DoShyte. Pls and thank you.
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I love you guys…
LMAO!!
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No news?
As of Tuesday, FB Stop Cereal page says court date for the missing CVIs moved to 9/12.
My hope is he’ll skip out. ID courts have little sympathy for non-appearance cases. Hefty fines at the least, jail time possible.
Horses still being cared for by the person who drank his Koolaid.
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Thank you for that update. I’ve been so worried about Pete.
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So Pete has not departed for a new owner.
Is the current owner around at all? Or has abandonment commenced?
Thanks for the update!
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I know I’m not a charismatic person, but maybe I could learn? How do I get a Kool-Aid drinker to take care of my horse at no cost to me?
Especially if I want to jet off somewhere without saying when I’m coming back, or if I’m coming back.
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We could all use that Superpower!
FB suggests it’s an older lady allowing Asswipe to leave his horses on her farm. At her expense, of course. Maybe he promised to cut her in on the wealth when he sells them.
As.
If.
I hope & pray savvy horseperson giving the 2 a much better chance at a new life.
And not being taken in by Mr 20-something Bag o’ Wind.
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- Flirt
- wax poetic about being a cowboy and how its the best and only way to live
- have your lips in a constent state of pucker.
also known as duck lips from all the basic white girls - fake it till you make it attitude
- have at least two LuLu Lemon shirts
- and of course, have your horses is such a horrible state health-wise, that the kool-aid drinker takes pity on them being with you and OFFERS to take them free of charge.
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