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Yes, the_mare_stare said it was an 80-year-old woman in (Stephensville?) Montana who was keeping them. Little chance of either selling at Asshat’s price or him reclaiming (and, you know paying board, care, feed or whatnot) the horses, so seems like a pretty permanent type situation.

Although both 5. and 6. of MunchingonHay’s characteristics seem to apply, I’m pretty sure she thought it was a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry temporary “save dashing poor young thing and, by the way, his horses” situation, the reality is verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry different.

And my guess: not “savvy horse person” at all, just someone who happened to have a fenced area on her property, next door, or whatever, as is pretty common in that part of the country. And winter looms…

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I’ve been wondering what’s going on, as there just had to be more to this story’s end.

So, Mr. “embrace chaos” is unburdening some of the chaos of his life onto this kindhearted 80-year old woman who happens to have a field and a fence.

Yup, winter is looming on the horizon, and I know it happens to come early in Montana. But before winter arrives, he has that court date in Idaho. I have a feeling he didn’t plan ahead for that, either.

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So where is he

Montana? Idaho? Texas? Canada? in Hollywood trying to sell his video footage?

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The horses are listed in Stevensville MT. The ads pop up on sites like Dreamhorse and get taken down for fraud. :laughing: I have no clue where Dudley Dingleberry is.

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:rofl:

Yeah, I wonder how that sit down, pitch meeting might go.

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He could keep his clothes and his look as they are in that video taken by someone when LE is doing the horse inspection in the parking lot just over the Washington state line.

A sweaty hot mess. Filthy dirty, sloppy, stains, various smells. You know, just to show himself in character.

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Here you assume he has “character”.
Charade is more suited. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
Maybe he’ll do his FU Dance :laughing:

Looking fwd to that 9/12 court date :woman_judge:

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Any bets on whether he’s going to show up? Will he try to charm and BS the judge? Or will he be a fugitive with a bench warrant? Would that affect his potential hiring for another job in the Real World? So many questions.

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Ooh! Ooh! Yes, please!

And the groups/ people that were all about saving the horses, well, they’re not saved. Maybe not actively abused by him right now on video, but abuser still owns them, doesn’t want them, and is not getting care for them (taking care of them himself has always been off the table…).

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:thinking: Thinking we need Cereal Bingo…
Squares for:
:ballot_box_with_check:Clueless Maroon
:negative_squared_cross_mark:Smarmy Example of a Manchild
:black_square_button:Liar par Excellence on any Subject
:stop_button:Narcissistic to the Nth
:black_large_square:Unhireable
:black_square_button:Fugitive from ID Law
:negative_squared_cross_mark:Delusional on Equine Market

Anyone else have an idea for a square?

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Will he be QUIET at this trial??? Will he speak only when it’s his turn?

Will he answer the question asked without diverting into five other side diatribes? Will he limit his speaking time appropriately?

Will he blame, lie, evade, refuse to answer?

Will he limit his use of negative adjectives when speaking of other people?

Will he stop speaking when the judge tries to shut him up and go on with the trial?

I’m wondering how much of a circus this trial becomes if Trump tries to use it as a debate stage.

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:parking:Police-Certified Animal Abuser
:atom_symbol:Using Screwdrivers as Farrier Tools
:wheelchair:FU Dancer in Front of Police
:put_litter_in_its_place:Falcon Abuser
:baby_symbol:Elderly Woman Moocher
:cool:Deadbeat par Excellence
:free:Certainly Will Not Work for Food
:atm:Horse Hustler for Cars and Real Estate
:arrows_counterclockwise:Endlessly Annoying
:end:A Real Live Cowboy :cowboy_hat_face: :poop::ox:
:soon:Truly a Wannabe Just About Everything :cinema:

I couldn’t find good squares, so added square-shaped appropriate-looking stuff.

If you’d prefer Bingo:

:negative_squared_cross_mark:Big, Bad Cowboy, yeah
:negative_squared_cross_mark:Innovative Farrier Toolmaker
:negative_squared_cross_mark:Not Good to Elderly Women
:negative_squared_cross_mark:Gonna Be a Long Night of Revelry When He’s (Fill in the blank here)
:negative_squared_cross_mark:Omigod, There’s So Much More

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Did you mean to post this on this thread?

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I was wondering the same thing.

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He may be in a bit of a jam. He’d have a royal hissy fit before selling those horses for what they’re actually worth on the current market, especially with winter approaching. Yet I doubt he has any plans-- or money-- to pay for their upkeep.

He is done with them. And like old toys, he wants rid of them… but only at a price that puffs up his ego. So what’s he going to do? What will happen to those horses?

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Considering his employment history + walking away from a mortgage or lease in TX, & let’s not forget the dog…
I wouldn’t be surprised if he walks away & tells OldLady Horsekeeper to consider them payment for her care.
Because, they’re worth sooooooo much having been in his orbit :confused:

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Yes, I think they’ll stay at her place for the foreseeable future, but I don’t see him telling OldLady Housekeeper that, as it means never getting $68,000 for them, plus him considering what she’s doing worthy of payment. That honestly doesn’t seem to be something that even occurs to him, paying someone to keep your horses, just like it never occurs to him to take care of, or even take responsibility for horses. And as for him actually taking action to have them cared for, well, it all seems pretty out of character. Ha, “character.” :face_vomiting:

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I mean if he’s anything like Nicky pee pee, he’ll write a faux ad under an alias that actually matches the horses and sell them for peanuts. After no bites on his original delusional ads linked with his name :see_no_evil:

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You give him too much credit :unamused:

He’s Maestro Material, maybe.
But for now, his 20-something peabrain probably cannot conceive of his ads not bringing buyers thronging to bask in his FAMEEEEEE!!! by owning one of the Famoose Went Thru Hell! horses.

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No … thank you for catching this !!! :joy:

Sorry 'bout that. Posted off cellphone. :upside_down_face:

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