actually I can see all but the last line in Capn Crunches situation
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It kinda applies to Grits for Brains 
Which sorta describes TFG too.
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That happened to me too, on another thread. No harm, no foul.
I thought that the list was fine right up until P01135809 was mentioned.
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Heās deceitful enough to do this, but I think he lacks the ability to conceive of an actual plan for anything. Maybe one of his minions would do it, instead.
I think at some point, once itās glaringly obvious that whatever 15 minutes of fame he enjoyed ( 
) are over, and heās back to being a derpy, unemployed Nobody, heās going to want to wring the last dime possible out of those horses.
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LOL But it still fits!
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The_mare_stare posted an update, saying that Puffed Cheatās court date has been postponed to the middle of September, heās trying to do it on Zoom call, and that the horses are " just chilling, we donāt know where."
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Thanks, Iām not on TikTok & tried searching for her recent posts. Got nada.
Stop Cereal FB page had no updates either, aside from an older post saying court date is 9/12.
Iād want that Zoom idea nixed, just to make any Capn Crumb travel plans impossible 
I believe heāll leave horses with the well-meaning sucker who has them, while he goes back to wherever.
Probably promising a cut of the ridiculous sales prices.
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Iām not on TikTok either, but the link at post 713 on here takes you right to her account, and you can click on the post you want, without actually entering TikTok.
I just looked at it again; she said September 12, and that they think they know where the horses are, but arenāt saying, because somebody found them and then Olā Moochalong moved them. Hiding is his thing, ya know.
Speaking of hiding, Iām guessing heās just back in Austin, chilling and waiting for the dough to roll in, if heās not prolonging his Mystical Quest by continuing to mooch off of people who felt sorry for him. Not admired, not found him magnetically attractive, a combination of John Wayne and Fabio, like his profile picture shows. (notice how often that icon shows up in this thread? Not 
)
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So he moved the horses to a different moochable pasture? Why does he care if someone knows where the horses are? They have to be in better condition than when he was ācaringā ( note sarcastic quote marks) for them. At least I hope they are!
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That & 
& Descriptive of Himself: 
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He is definitely back in Austin, currently looking for roommates.
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Let the betting begin:
Odds he doesnāt go back for the trial
Odds on horses staying where they are
Odds on Not.A.Single.Nibble. on his ads for them
Odds on his sorry existence not improving a whit
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Iām not taking that bet. I would lose.
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Six figure salary and he rents out rooms? Okay.
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Heās also a ātech broā that works in logistics 
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I think the fate of the horses goes one of several ways:
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He āgiftsā them to someone (i.e., refuses to pay a dime for their care and essentially abandons them)
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He removes all ads, changes the wording and adjusts the pricing, and lists them locally either under a pseudonym (Serena?) or has a friend (if he has one) do it.
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He has them quietly dumped at the nearest end-of-summer livestock auction for whatever he can get.
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Iām hoping #1 or 2.
But if they get rested & fed up, #3 isnāt the Worst.
I hope marestare keeps up 
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Unless the marestare crowd find and buy the horses itās a short trip to the Canadian slaughter houses from those Montana auctions.
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I have this sinking feeling that unless poor Old Pete ends up with a kindhearted retirement home, heās going meet a bad end.
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