BACK OFF GIRLS!!! He’s MINE!!! Don’t even think about it ArabHorse2! You too ChocoMare! I’m going to that farm tomorrow to win over that Argentinian Wonder’s heart, and together, we’ll ride off into the sunset on a Shackney…or maybe a Hypoallergenic WB, or even on their “many Clydesdale or Clydesdale/TB crosses”. 
But I’m going to need everyone to donate to the cause, just so I can pay my $500 into the gate.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LMAO. Oh my goodness I miss that. Y’know, maybe I DO know her. There is only person I know personally, if you can call it that, that might have been alive in the 1800s. There is a little old lady that lives on one of our properties. She MUST be a least 100 and she drives around on one of those scooters and she’s usually drunk. She has flipped her scooter off the sidewalk on more than one occassion and survived. I think she just refuses to die!
:lol:
I MUST stop reading this. My boss might fire me. Oh wait. I’m not at work! :lol:
“I had all but gotten my COTH addiction under control - I was doing so well - and now this thread has come along. My sick fascination with this bizarre sales sight and my mirth at the responses of my fellow COTHers has plunged me back into the spiralling depths of computer abuse. I can’t stop coming back for more!”
AMEN! I went FOUR WHOLE DAYS without looking at my websites- and now THIS! :lol:
Oh don’t worry 'bout me honey. I’ve got my man already. He’s alllllll yours!
What the firetruck. 
Rotfl, This has to be one of the craziest things I’ve ever read.
Mmm, the majority of the horse’s videos didn’t impress me, maybe it mostly because I was distracted by the riders posting on the wrong diagonal.
OMG
From his posture and the position of that guy’s hands in the ad for the Clyde, he looks like he doesn’t need any companionship - he can take care of himself!
You have me PIMP ElonGrad!!! ROTFLMAO!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This has to be hoax, it just HAS to be. There just can’t be a way (any way in He!!) a place like this could POSSIBLY exist :lol: :lol: :lol:
Snopes…did anyone check Snopes???
This has to be the website from hell
…the sheer professionalism of the grammer and spelling is amazing;) .
Statements about that hypoallergenic Shakney and a video of the horse jumping out of the roundpen…
Then you put statements like the staff is stupid and leaves gates open so unplanned breedings can take place-maybe that’s where the ONLY Shire-Hackney in the world according to them came from. I mean, that’s not something you’d do on purpose.
Then you add the fact they might look like hell on arrival at your place because they don’t take care of them plus charge $35 for a single GROOMING and make sure nobody has the balls to go and pick it up because their trailer is the wrong kind-hmmm, bet they’d ride in a double decker though. You think?
Then you call anybody who wants a ppe stupid and insult their barn owners and trainers who may be aghast at what you bought and suggest you return it because you got screwed.
You make it clear nobody is welcome on the place and, if they buy something, that isn’t welcome either and needs to be moved asap-but by them.
Yeah, that’s the way to attract buyers.
And that’s AFTER anybody’s scamometer light goes off on the wired $500 that must be made 10 days BEFORE ever setting foot on the place.
If they are legit? They are whack jobs.
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You had to make me take another look?:eek:
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I am absolutely convinced that this whole webiste is one of the clever COTHers’ brain child. I think someone is f’in with us.
This is TOO funny. Too wrong. Too damned cleverly sick to be real. There is NO way this is real.
Okay…fess up! Who did this???
It’s basically an auction with set minimums and a cover charge so high you wouldn’t NOT take something home. Sad…really sad. I feel sorry for those that get snared in the trap.
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It had to be A.P.
She wanted to be visible!!!
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Erin did it. She hasn’t had enough cats to herd lately and it tends to get slow on here on a holiday weekend;)
Oh. Oh. I know. The OP is really working for these people and cleverly disguised a blatant ad to sneak it past the mods. I know we’ll all rush over there to see these great buys and deal with these wonderful and welcoming horsemen.:rolleyes:
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And if you need 4 people, you get 15 minutes for your $100.
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HEY! If you’re lucky, you can get 16 people to help if your horse loads in 3.25 minutes!!!
Well, that fits with some of their other math.
I really miss out on all these funky threads when they really crank up after midnite, when the various recreational substances kick in:lol: .
I have an early flight and must leave you all, not to catch up for almost a full 24 hours…I do miss all the latenight fun…:no:
I just hope it’s still ongoing, as wierd as ever and doesn’t get locked or just disappear as the most spectacular trainwrecks seem to before I get in on the real fun.
I am quite shocked that they forgot to charge an additional $50 non-refundable ‘weigh-in-fee’ for all prospective buyers that actually pre-pay the $500 to visit this never-never-land PMU sales farm. Just to see how close to their 300# limit they really are? Do they give a special light-weight-buyer’s discount if you weigh under 150#? Do they charge buyer’s weighing over 300#, an extra-heavy-weight surcharge of an additional $500 before they can sit on a horse? So they are obviously lacking complete throughness in their current marketing sales plan?
:eek:
Are you flying into Virginia to pick out your 3 month old $50,000 Hypoallergenic-PMU-Grand Prix prospect before they’re all gone? Darn you!
“Are you flying into Virginia to pick out your 3 month old $50,000 Hypoallergenic-PMU-Grand Prix prospect before they’re all gone? Darn you!”
No, I already bought them all. The one with a 10+++++ tempermant (sweetiepie!) just jumped over my back porch, though, so I have to re-sell him as an Olympic 3-day event prospect. And only three months old!
Nearly went into debt paying the 500 dollars to see each of them, though, it’s a surprise I can still afford to own a back porch.
I am quite shocked that they forgot to charge an additional $50 non-refundable ‘weigh-in-fee’ for all prospective buyers that actually pre-pay the $500 to visit this never-never-land PMU sales farm. Just to see how close to their 300# limit they really are? Do they give a special light-weight-buyer’s discount if you weigh under 150#? Do they charge buyer’s weighing over 300#, an extra-heavy-weight surcharge of an additional $500 before they can sit on a horse? So they are obviously lacking complete throughness in their current marketing sales plan?
LOL…maybe like their sales culls…they’re charging price per lb for humans too? :eek:
Findeight…do fess up dahling…did the wire transfer clear and you’re now going to fly out to try to enter the hallowed gates of this place to pick out a horse to post purchase exam? It’s the Shackney, ain’t it? Smart keeping that info under wraps so you can unveil it at Sprucewoods! :lol:
I personally like
the pic of the runaway horse (the dangling stirrups give that away)on top of every page used as their boarder. That’s not a controlled free-lunge.:winkgrin:
I sorta feel like this website is like one of those “What’s wrong with this Picture” books (The back of the Highlights mag come to mind)and there is even MORE outrageous stuff to still find:D I’m going back in…:lol:
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