<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
Today at your old barn it will be sunny, clear and about 78 degrees. We can all go to our So Cal barns today in t-shirts. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yep…and I went on a trail ride today in a t-shirt and half chaps because it was so warm…and I could see the ocean from the top of the hill!
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Awww…romance still lives! How sweet. 
Mr. Mouse did something very similar for our one year anniversary, but we didn’t go quite as all out. It was absolutely spectacular, though, in spite of the trip to the emergency room at 5 AM.
Oh dear, 48% pure. Perhaps it wouldn’t have mattered if my mother saw my “dirty” deeds, after all . . .
And how many times have you been caught by the police in flagrant delicto?
I am, uhhh, just asking for a friend… 
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kahuna:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AAJUmper: But I have impersonated Cornholio (from Beavis and Butthead) while sitting with drunken barn friends on a trampoline. This was after much consumption of peach schnapps mixed with champagne.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROTFLMAO!!! 
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I am Cornholio…I need tee-pee for my bunghole…ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!!!
I admit it…I have actually downloaded Beavis and Butthead, as well as Southpark .wav files to play on my computer. This was when I was working for the government, stuck in cubeville 9 hrs a day. I’m a very disturbed individual. There, I admitted it…that’s the first step at least, right? 
However, at a softball team party in high school, I did not participate in the fart-lighting activities.
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Or some sort of zipper problem. 
Keep up the John Denver stories. I loved him and still get sad thinking about his death (so I’m sappy) - what a loss. I saw him in concert when I was like 6 or 7 years old. Last time my girlfriends and I went on a trip to CO (pre JD death) we went up to Starwood in Aspen and made the security guy take a ton of photos of us, while blaring JD music. The guy thought we were cool (and goofy, but hey, we were drunk).
Took it again, WITHOUT any email address, it was 32%. I am feeling much better now.
I want to be YOU, Heidi! I LOVE that man! You are my new hero! 
David Lee Roth circa 1978 (ie when he had hair).
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Romance? Mr. Merry won me over because he was on a scuba diving trip way the hell in the midst of some ocean and I was leaving for a week long horse show. I asked him to call me before I left. Yeah, right, I thought. Fat chance. But to me it was a test. I admit it.
Well, wouldn’t ya’ know it, just as I was about to load the horses into the trailer, I get this phone call. Very garbled. Lots of static. Some sort of ship-to-shore delayed relay. It was him! He could only talk for about 90 seconds, but it was enough for me to go, “Okay. He gets me.”
for those who have seen “Jackass”–
I’d boink Bam Margera in a heartbeat. I’d have his babies for proof!! My bf has sunglasses that make him look like Johnny Knoxville. I keep threatening to make him wear them to bed.
If my best friend and I had testosterone we’d be making similar videos. Half that stuff we’ve done anyway, imagine if we had stupid inducing hormones!
I have no funny “numping” stories. But I do have a cat who will remain on my bed. Usually with her head turned away from the action. dirty cat.
now a pic of my current. hes everything my ideal boy is. short, skinny, dark hair, blue eyes, and dorkier than I am!!
Laura
Midge, our resolution is going to be very hard. I just so love to leave without making my bed. However, I got a gorgeous new bedspread on Saturday (a real bedspread, not a comforter), which means that it will force me to do a proper made bed every day.
If I just had one big empty closet where I could fling things into, I’d be happy.
On a separate note, while heading to the barn the other day I made a big swining detour to South Coast Plaza and saw the most DIVINE shoes in the window at Armani (even nicer than the ones at Jimmy Choo a few stores down). And then I thought, “Where the hell would I wear those to?” So another resolution is to get out more in 2003. I think I spent too much of this year being a hermit. It was a phase thing, that phase is now over.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Living it Up:
awwwww…did you see the pic of raja on my bed?
sophie is SO cute!! she looks like a snorer!
How old is she?
“Practice does not make perfect - perfect practice makes perfect” - Christilot Boylen(in a roundabout way )
“I’ll allow the baby-eating silliness, but y’all can’t just ramble on about everything under the sun out here.” - Erin<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Awwwwwwww!!! I love that rottie face!!! Raja is adorable!!!
Sofie will be 6 in March. She has not one mean bone in her body, she’s a big lovey goof. I love her little stub of a tail, she wags her whole butt!
>^.,.^<
~~Linda
“My treasures do not clink or glitter; they gleam in the sun and neigh in the night”
I know, I am sad as well but fair is fair. I would be happy to keep contributing if we could keep these threads going - say one a month to a good charity???
Romance is expansive, expressive, explosive. It needs to be well established before you “make a trip to the ladies room”, IMO.
The most romantic moments for me are the knowing smiles, the times when you say the same things at the same times, when he lets the dog out in the middle of the night so I don’t have to.
Not high drama, but it works for me.
What, coreene? You mean we’ve finally found the bottom of the gutter with fart stories?
I am 67% pure and I am 30 years old. Where is the nearest convent?
“I never met a donut that I didn’t like.”
You GO girl! But I’m not too sure about the Catnump.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fred:
Silly Mommy - the pain of going out with children!
For a while, my little nephew had a thing about “trucks”, and at this same time, he was unable to say the “tr” sound and substituted “f”…
shopping with him in any area with toy trucks, with him SHOUTING out in his own way “(TR)UCK!” <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
My friend’s son has the same problem!!! And he’s obsessed with Elmo, and the Elmo Firetruck story. And he thinks that they are called Elmo Trucks. So now whenever he sees firemen or firetrucks, he screams out "ELMO F*&$!!! 
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farts as phermones, hmmmmm. That does not really work for me.
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