<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
And another is to make sure my place is presentable enough so that someone could drop by whenever and I would not faint.
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<sigh> This is mine, too. it’s not even New year’s and I am already failing. I spoent the whole afternoon in front of the puter…
Just because you’re not paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
Get it? MATT-inee Idol.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
Midge, our resolution is going to be very hard. I just so love to leave without making my bed. However, I got a gorgeous new bedspread on Saturday (a real bedspread, not a comforter), which means that it will force me to do a proper made bed every day.
If I just had one big empty closet where I could fling things into, I’d be happy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
No, Coreene! No, No, no!!! Let me tell you the ‘big’ closet story.
Mr. Midge and I move into a house with big, albeit porrly designed closets, a spare room, an office and a greenhouse.
We have now lived here six years. In that time, we have filled the closets, the office, the spare room and the greenhouse with STUFF! We have also built a storage shed for tools and Mr. Midge’s hobbies that is just as full. The rule is you will fill all available space!
Now, back to being on topic. 
I have danced on bars and in bars and in the back of a pickup truck, among other places. I have flashed Mr. Midge, but never in Lowe’s. I’ll have to think about that…
Just because you’re not paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
Geesh, Merry that reminds me of the quiz that circulated through my dorm at UCI when I was a freshman. It was sort of a perv index, full of ?'s like have you ever slept with more than one guy in a 24 hour period? Have you ever dated siblings? Have you ever flashed? Have you ever numped in a public place? Are you a member of the mile high club? There were like 60 questions. You only got points for the “no” answers.
The lower your score, the more of a perv you were supposed to be, lol. If you scored below 15, you had to register as a sex offender (just kidding). We spent the first quarter trying to match social groups by like indices and the rest of the year, trying to lower our scores.
It was in the late 70’s so it might have been pretty tame by today’s standards. But then it was also pre HIV so people were alittle more cavalier that way.
Hmmmm…
Let me think, I know I can come up with a goodie!!!
One of my VERY FAVORITE songs is “You Shook Me All Night Long.”
I not only own a Guns 'n Roses CD, I loooooove it. I have, SOBER and only a few months ago, said “Ya know, there’s something about Slash that just kinda gets ya right there. Mmmmm.”
I have seen Ricky Martin live. Several times.
I’ve danced on subways
Linny always wanted to be a rock star but he’s just not as cool as Willem
{I must not tell Linny what I just wrote}
My car is messier than Coreene’s
My house is messier than my car
For the truth that binds us all together
I would like to say a simple prayer
That at this special time you will have true peace of mind
And loff to last throughout the coming year ~The Christmas Wish
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I love it in the spring when the new foals are running around, bucking, FARTING, and squealing, and farting and squealing when they fart.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Do foal farts have a higher pitch because foals are so small? 
Sometimes, one of my cats will be in a cuddly mood. He will jump up next to you and want to be petted. The only problem is that when you pet him and he gets so happy and relaxed, his little butt-hole also gets relaxed and he sometimes lets a SBD slip out. All of a sudden, you can’t breathe and you feel like you need an oxygen mask! It is FOUL! 
What’s your favorite Monty Python sketch? I can never decide between “Nudge, Nudge” and “Silly Job Interview.”
“You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!”
Christina Aguilera has a mother??? 
A bank teller’s pet peeve: “What part of Wait Here For Next Available Teller do you NOT understand???”
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BlueGreenBlue:
My rottie (who lives with my ex) used to fart, and whenever she would fart, she would turn around and look at her butt like “what was THAT?” it was hilarious!
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OMG! My dog (American Eskimo) does the same thing! She’ll be laying there chewing her bone, rip one, and jump up and spin around as if whatever made that noise was about to attack her! She scares herself every time she farts, and hasn’t yet figured it out. 
First concert: Gary Puckett and the Union Gap at the Orange County Fair. Next up my girlfriends and I went to see Bread at the same venue. Except it was just David Gates. My friend goes, “Gee, all we get is one slice of bread.” That still makes me laugh!
As for foods that make us fart: I have ulcerative colitis that waxes and wanes. Trust me. Sometimes WATER gives me gas.
By the way, girls, I must mention that big brother is straight, single, and looking. And he loffs horses! Anybody in Texas?
A bank teller’s pet peeve: “What part of Wait Here For Next Available Teller do you NOT understand???”
OK, the earlier promised exes… OK, the first one isn’t MY ex, but I sure wish he was - mine that is!! 
He was a wrestler that was at my HS for a tournament - he was from (I think) like Havelock, NC…
It’s better than pushing up daisies…
It was pretty funny - the best part was that the pool cover is stretchy, so he would sink up to his knees in water while he was pooping!
First Concert: David Lee Roth with Poison opening.
Best Concert: Dave Matthews!
Worst Concert: The Jane’s Addiction show I didn’t get to see because I got so drunk I got kicked out of Madison Square Garden (at 17 no less!)
What a fun thread! Let’s see now…
I’ve danced on a bar. I’ve danced on a table top. I’ve jumped on staged and danced with the band.
I once jumped fully clothed into the White River in Indianapolis because the party I was attending was soooo boring and a swim looked like more fun. I found getting out of the river exceedingly difficult because the banks were so steep.
My oddest numping place has got to be a city park in Carmarthen in Wales.
I have inhaled. In Amsterdam. While there we also got directions to the red light district from a Baptist Choir touring group.
Probably my greatest shame (for my family though not for me): I’ve been engaged 3 times and broke off every one–once after the invitations were out. That was a nightmare!
But I can’t recall meeting anybody famous. I did fly on the same plane as Mia Hamm, but I didn’t realize it till we’d all left the plane. And I’ve never flashed anyone. Or mooned anyone either (though my brother and some friends mooned the red light camera on a dare–they got in mucho trouble!)
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