Okay common ungroomed stallion - check
Obligatory helmetless child on said stallion -check.
But photo # 6 WTF!!! Why is that there???
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But photo # 6 WTF!!! Why is that there???
http://spokane.craigslist.org/grd/3760843989.html[/QUOTE]
What in the world??!?!!?
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Okay common ungroomed stallion - check
Obligatory helmetless child on said stallion -check.
But photo # 6 WTF!!! Why is that there???
http://spokane.craigslist.org/grd/3760843989.html[/QUOTE]
LMAO!!! I guess since the ad is for stud services only they want to prove their boy has “boys” of his own!! OMG I can’t quit laughing!
http://orlando.craigslist.org/pet/3794371651.html
I’m going to go ahead and guess that he’s not a warmblood…especially if he actually is gaited :no:
It was funny until I saw the swayback 
But then I saw this and I was smiling again: http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/pet/3767962447.html
I was just going through saddle fit frustration when I saw these two…
http://ventura.craigslist.org/grd/3801420382.html.
Beyond the old, swaying backs, just makes me sad and even more frustrated at people rather than saddles
Another winner:
Designer geldeng horse. - $2300 (Soddy daisy )
“Newt” is a 16 year old designer horse. I got him at a sale. He is half quarter horse and not sure the other half but thinking THROUGHBRED? He’s quick. He is green broke. My girlfriend rode him once and he spooked and threw her. Nobody’s been on him since. He’s about 15 Hands I think. No bad habits. He leads but doesn’t really wanna trailer. I just ask for the money I’ve put into him so far. Between his feed vet and sale bill I think it’s a fair price. Plus he is talented and sweet. Loves to be petted. He’s brown and white. Geldeng. Never bred a mare.
Wow- if only it was true that all it took to increase a horse’s value was to spend money on it… we’d all have very valuable horses!
… and yet another puzzler:
—"2 Quarter horses with papers - $1000
2 American quarter horses
1 is rideable, the other one is tempermental,
but is broken.
Can no longer afford the feed and housing.
For pics or more info,
Call or text "—
Bolding mine, wondering how temperamental and broke it is?
Broken to ride, or broken so it doesn’t work any more?:eek:
I saw this one today under “Dressage mare”
Wonderful Dark bay almost black TB mare. 15.3hh 14 years old Never raced. For sale. Moves off right from your seat.
Would make a great lower level dressage horse. She can jump and jumps nicely but is timid when it comes to jumping
Needs a quiet, calm rider. Has been out of work for a while do to not having the time to ride. She does better when she is in a daily routine.
I only have a few photos of her under saddle, can provide video of her movement.
Good home is a must.
Somehow…I think this one has the owner’s number…LOL
NEW Bridal and reigns with new bit Leather with Silver Medallions $40
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/grd/4129765788.html
i started another thread before I saw this one! Here’s the perfect place for this ad…
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Another winner:
He is green broke. My girlfriend rode him once and he spooked and threw her. Nobody’s been on him since. […] No bad habits. [/QUOTE]
So spooking and throwing people is agood habit then? Must be a geldeng thing facepalm
Well, we may not have CL in Portugal, but FB seems to be a perfect place for horse idjits:
This one thinks to show the quality of his stallion nothing’s better than showing him “performing”.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hkpl1wAOhe8/Ulwz4Tb9TQI/AAAAAAAAGhE/6lzoofQf8vc/s1600/portu.png
It’s spring. Time for the CL crazies to emerge. Ad of the day:
I have a black stud for sale. He is about 3 says the vet. He is shorter than my mare and she’s 16 hands. He is WILD, but extremely fast!! He’s outran my friends barrel horse Nikki. He’s not broke and he won’t let you near him but that’s because he was abused. He gets along with my horse (mare) and my neighbors horses (geldings) and he gets along with our landlords cows. He’s nosey lol he’s really gentle, he just needs a little more work. I’m going to school so I’m not getting to pay attention to him. He’d make a great barrel horse if the right person gets him or he’d be a good breeding horse. $200 firm so I know no one is going to hurt him, also he doesn’t load but you bring the truck and trailer ill load him for you.
And today’s honorable mention:
I have a 7 year old male registered Tennessee walking stallion black with paper Seattle broke trained to good home no one that’s going to take him to the meat market I’m asking $1500 or best offer he’s very sweet genital and loving
http://nashville.craigslist.org/grd/4393677827.html
What is Seattle trained? Not even gonna ask about “genital” haha. 
http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/grd/4365795890.html
Very nice looking morgan cross stud horse
“Flash is a very nice looking little bay morgan/welch cross his mama is a morgan/welch cross daddy a racking horse he is very spirited hot tempered he is a bucker needs alot of work has been rode a few times needs to be finished needs a very experienced rider not suitable for a beginner or amateur due the fact he bucks im asking $300.00 or obo I have enough experience to break him but due to the fact I have to many horses and the fact I will be showing my horses this summer and starting college in the fall I do not have time to break them all!!!”
He has a face I love and I’m glad they’re being honest but… whyyyyy is it still a stallion??
“Horse”
http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/grd/4375386925.html
i have a 4 yr old morgan/tn.walker stud for sale
he is green broke, loads well. gentle giant
… I just need to find a way to save the picture lol
Must be something about Tennessee. :). The two ads I posted were in mid TN as well.
I can’t find the ad anymore, but there was a person advertising their horse for stud service. Apparently it was an “Overian” paint. I cracked up! :yes: His stud fee was only $150.00!
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And today’s honorable mention:
I have a 7 year old male registered Tennessee walking stallion black with paper Seattle broke trained to good home no one that’s going to take him to the meat market I’m asking $1500 or best offer he’s very sweet genital and loving
http://nashville.craigslist.org/grd/4393677827.html
What is Seattle trained? Not even gonna ask about “genital” haha. :D[/QUOTE]
Maybe it’s supposed to be “saddle” trained?
It is a Tennessee thing I actually meet these people sometimes too 0.o
http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/grd/4371128329.html
This is definitely one of my all time favorites though…
Hot little fireball
I have a 5 year old mare, will turn 6 in April… Solid black out of Tn. Walking stock, is not registered. She is a little under 15 hands but is a real fireball. I have had her since she was 7 months old, done all the ground work on her and sent her to a Walking Horse training barn to be ridden. She never bucked. She loads good, stands for the farrier, loves the water hose. She is head strong and requires a strong hand. Saddles well, ridden both English and Western. Stands to be saddled and mounted. After the first 10 minutes of riding, she starts her crap… Crow hopping, going sideways, walking backwards, After a good butt whipping, she will settle down and go on with her business… I am the only one in the family who can ride her. She is up to date on coggins and all shots. I love this little hard headed mare and hate to part with her but medical issues will not allow me to risk getting hurt on her… which I haven’t yet, but there is always the first time… She is a great little horse and after she earns your trust, she is in your back pocket… Again, she will take a strong hand, is not a beginners horse nor a kids horse unless you have a kid tough as a pine knot… I have had been lied to plenty of times on horses, which has resulted in my neck injury… I will not lie to anyone and risk getting someone hurt just to sell a horse… Come meet Addie (named after her bad attitude). She is a beauty… 423-332-xxxx… Price is firm…
How about this “certified” paint?
—"Certified Paint Horse 7 yr old - $700
American Paint Horse Association Certified 7yr old female that is started. $700 or best offer, contact for more information."—
