Okay the title is a little overdramatic, but these f*&^ers have got to goddamn go.
They sit outside my morning EVERY morning regardless of season and throw a party, waking me up around 6 AM even if the sun isn’t up, so I have to sleep with earplugs in.
They build nests in my gutters, in the soffits of my house, in the lighting recesses on my front porch, in my pergola. No amount of screening these areas in seems to stop them–they just find new areas.
They poop massive quantities for such tiny birds, all over everything including all my tack, my deck, and sometimes even my horses!
They also eat my chickens’ food.
How do I rid myself of these? Is trapping and killing them my only option? I’m at the end of my rope with these tiny terrorists.